JimJohnson
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If your wife got fat...
and refused to do anything about it, what would you do?
and refused to do anything about it, what would you do?
If your mom got fat...
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Punch her in the face. I doubt you have a wife.
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Do you think punching her would get her motivated?
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Not have a wife.
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On a completely unrelated note, I have a friend who works for a subsidiary of Pfizer, as an engineer designing heart catheters and such. Part of his compensation was Pfizer stock. When Viagra became available in the late '90s he was able to buy a new and much nicer house with cash.
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I would openly and honestly try to convince her to stop being fat and I would accept any similar criticism without being a baby about it.
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What if you were ripped?
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well I'm not lol
But everyone has something that can be improved. I genuinely encourage brutal honesty in relationships I've been in. Granted I've only been in 2 serious relationships and am not married or anything.....sooooo I'm no expert.
But everyone has something that can be improved. I genuinely encourage brutal honesty in relationships I've been in. Granted I've only been in 2 serious relationships and am not married or anything.....sooooo I'm no expert.
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I'd **** her skinny.
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What if her belly rolls covered her vag?
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Bone is for the dog. Meat is for the man.
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You obviously break her jaw with a series of punches to make her only drink calories.
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Are we still talking about your wife?
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What if she was pounding beer though?
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Nope. Hypothetical?
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Well a gunt is a bit of an issue.
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Why would anyone marry someone like that?
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Many women are hot before marriage and then get fat over the years b/c they get comfortable because you're stuck with them.
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The only moral/reasonable solution: just **** the fat out of her. If she's unwilling to comply there's always divorce, or simply spending the rest of your life with a fat chick. :shrug:
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