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Many women are hot before marriage and then get fat over the years b/c they get comfortable because you're stuck with them.

It's not like it happens overnight. As much as you all show otherwise, I have confidence you can grow out of adolescence.
 

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It's not like it happens overnight. As much as you all show otherwise, I have confidence you can grow out of adolescence.

Overnight, overtime, what's the difference? She's still fat.
 

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If anyone here thinks they still look like the day they got married, take a good look in the mirror..Some people put on weight with age..It happens..If you love your wife you accept her as she is..Maybe some encouragement would help her lose the weight as I know NO woman wants to be fat..They all want to look good,..
 

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If anyone here thinks they still look like the day they got married, take a good look in the mirror..Some people put on weight with age..It happens..If you love your wife you accept her as she is..Maybe some encouragement would help her lose the weight as I know NO woman wants to be fat..They all want to look good,..
Mama Cass wanted to be fat. She even sang about it

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Gotta agree with Brett and BB on this one.
 

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If anyone here thinks they still look like the day they got married, take a good look in the mirror..Some people put on weight with age..It happens..If you love your wife you accept her as she is..Maybe some encouragement would help her lose the weight as I know NO woman wants to be fat..They all want to look good,..

So, should I be offering some words of encouragement to the obese woman and her herd of elephants as they walk into the local Chinese buffet?

Sorry, but I'm going to disagree with your last sentence... some women don't give a shit that they're fat.
 

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Chain her to a treadmill and feed her only beet greens.
 

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If anyone here thinks they still look like the day they got married, take a good look in the mirror..Some people put on weight with age..It happens..If you love your wife you accept her as she is..Maybe some encouragement would help her lose the weight as I know NO woman wants to be fat..They all want to look good,..

Gotta agree with Brett and BB on this one.


Well, that does it...I have to change my stance..If she is fat...Shoot the *****!
 

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So, should I be offering some words of encouragement to the obese woman and her herd of elephants as they walk into the local Chinese buffet?

Sorry, but I'm going to disagree with your last sentence... some women don't give a shit that they're fat.


Yeah, but those women were always fat..The OP to me meant she married thin and put on weight after a few years..I should have rephrased the "NO" woman part

I can understand a woman being fat since a kid, and saying.." **** it, I cant lose the weight so Im gonna enjoy myself"..But thats another discussion
 
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