IHN Randomness

[BlackHawkPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6UmyfYpO4&feature=youtu.be

Worth the watch.  Especially the last scene.</p>

 

[Tater]

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I didn't even realize the "Asian" thing. Either I am thick as a brick, or there really isn't anything to that headline and they were actually saying it was frightening.</p>


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Tired of this "Ow, My feelings" bullshit.</p>
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Ditto here.</p>

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

The new Lone Ranger movie is offensive.</p>


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http://www.policymic.com/articles/51443/tonto-racist-lone-ranger-johnny-depp-character-understandably-offends-native-americans/661193</p>

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

150 fart terms per Huffington Post (all that site is really good for):</p>

1. Air biscuit
2. Air tulip
3. Anal audio
4. Anal exhale
5. Anal salute
6. Anus applause
7. Answering the call of the wild burrito
8. Ass acoustics
9. Ass flapper
10. Back draft
11. Back-end blowout
12. Back blast
13. Baking brownies
14. Bark
15. Barking spider
16. Barn burner
17. Beef
18. Beep your horn
19. Belching clown
20. Benchwarmer
21. Blast
22. Blat
23. Blurp
24. Blurt
25. Bomber
26. Boom-boom
27. Booty bomb
28. Booty cough
29. Bottom blast
30. Bottom burp
31. Booty belch
32. Break wind
33. Brown cloud
34. Brown haze
35. Brown thunder
36. Bubbler
37. Bull snort
38. Bumsen burner
39. Bung blast
40. Burner
41. Burp out the wrong end
42. Bust ass
43. Butt bazooka
44. Butt bongos
45. Butt cheek screech
46. Butt dumpling
47. Butt sneeze
48. Butt trumpet
49. Butt tuba
50. Butt yodeling
51. Cheek squeak
52. Cheeser
53. Colon bowlin'
54. Cornhole clap
55. Cornhole tremor
56. Crack concert
57. Crack splitters
58. Crap call
59. Cut one
60. Cut the cheese
61. Drifter
62. Droppin' stink bombs
63. Duck call
64. Exercise the meat nozzle
65. Exhume the dinner corpse
66. Fanny beep
67. Fanny frog
68. Fecal fume
69. Fire in the hole
70. Fizzler
71. Flatus
72. Floater
73. Fluffy
74. Free speech
75. Frump
76. Gas
77. Get out and walk Donald
78. Great brown cloud
79. Grundle rumble
80. Grunt
81. Gurgler
82. Heinie hiccup
83. Hisser
84. Honker
85. Horton hears a poo
86. Hot wind
87. Hottie
88. Human hydrogen Bomb
89. Insane in the methane
90. Lay an egg
91. Let Polly out of jail
92. Mouse on a motorcycle
93. Nasty cough
94. O-ring oboe
95. One-man salute
96. Orchestra practice
97. Panty burp
98. Peter
99. Pewie
100. Pi p
101. Poof
102. Poop gopher
103. Pootsa
104. Pop tart
105. Power puff
106. Puffer
107. Putt-putt
108. Quack
109. Quaker
110. Raspberry
111. Rattler
112. Rectal turbulence
113. Ripass
114. Ripper
115. R oar from the rear
116. Rump ripper
117. Rump roar
118. Silly cyanide
119. Slider
120. Sphincter siren
121. Sphincter whistle
122. Spitter
123. Split the seam
124. Squeaker
125. Stale wind
126. Steam-press your Calvins
127. Steamer
128. Step on a duck
129. Step on a frog
130. Stink it up
131. Stinker
132. Stinky
133. Taint tickle
134. Tear ass
135. Testing in the Levi wind tunnel
136. Thunder from down under
137. Thurp
138. Toot your own horn
139. Tootsie
140. Trouser cough
141. Trouser trumpet
142. Trunk bunk
143. Turd tremors
144. Turtle burp
145. Tushy tickler
146. Under thunder
147. Wallop
148. Whiff
149. Whoopee
150. Whopper

 

[winos5]

Of course it is.  </p>


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Everything is offensive these days.</p>

 

[Ymono37]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="BlackhawkPaul" data-cid="205858" data-time="1373550885">
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 </p>


150 fart terms per Huffington Post (all that site is really good for):</p>

1. Air biscuit
2. Air tulip
3. Anal audio
4. Anal exhale
5. Anal salute
6. Anus applause
7. Answering the call of the wild burrito
8. Ass acoustics
9. Ass flapper
10. Back draft
11. Back-end blowout
12. Back blast
13. Baking brownies
14. Bark
15. Barking spider
16. Barn burner
17. Beef
18. Beep your horn
19. Belching clown
20. Benchwarmer
21. Blast
22. Blat
23. Blurp
24. Blurt
25. Bomber
26. Boom-boom
27. Booty bomb
28. Booty cough
29. Bottom blast
30. Bottom burp
31. Booty belch
32. Break wind
33. Brown cloud
34. Brown haze
35. Brown thunder
36. Bubbler
37. Bull snort
38. Bumsen burner
39. Bung blast
40. Burner
41. Burp out the wrong end
42. Bust ass
43. Butt bazooka
44. Butt bongos
45. Butt cheek screech
46. Butt dumpling
47. Butt sneeze
48. Butt trumpet
49. Butt tuba
50. Butt yodeling
51. Cheek squeak
52. Cheeser
53. Colon bowlin'
54. Cornhole clap
55. Cornhole tremor
56. Crack concert
57. Crack splitters
58. Crap call
59. Cut one
60. Cut the cheese
61. Drifter
62. Droppin' stink bombs
63. Duck call
64. Exercise the meat nozzle
65. Exhume the dinner corpse
66. Fanny beep
67. Fanny frog
68. Fecal fume
69. Fire in the hole
70. Fizzler
71. Flatus
72. Floater
73. Fluffy
74. Free speech
75. Frump
76. Gas
77. Get out and walk Donald
78. Great brown cloud
79. Grundle rumble
80. Grunt
81. Gurgler
82. Heinie hiccup
83. Hisser
84. Honker
85. Horton hears a poo
86. Hot wind
87. Hottie
88. Human hydrogen Bomb
89. Insane in the methane
90. Lay an egg
91. Let Polly out of jail
92. Mouse on a motorcycle
93. Nasty cough
94. O-ring oboe
95. One-man salute
96. Orchestra practice
97. Panty burp
98. Peter
99. Pewie
100. Pi p
101. Poof
102. Poop gopher
103. Pootsa
104. Pop tart
105. Power puff
106. Puffer
107. Putt-putt
108. Quack
109. Quaker
110. Raspberry
111. Rattler
112. Rectal turbulence
113. Ripass
114. Ripper
115. R oar from the rear
116. Rump ripper
117. Rump roar
118. Silly cyanide
119. Slider
120. Sphincter siren
121. Sphincter whistle
122. Spitter
123. Split the seam
124. Squeaker
125. Stale wind
126. Steam-press your Calvins
127. Steamer
128. Step on a duck
129. Step on a frog
130. Stink it up
131. Stinker
132. Stinky
133. Taint tickle
134. Tear ass
135. Testing in the Levi wind tunnel
136. Thunder from down under
137. Thurp
138. Toot your own horn
139. Tootsie
140. Trouser cough
141. Trouser trumpet
142. Trunk bunk
143. Turd tremors
144. Turtle burp
145. Tushy tickler
146. Under thunder
147. Wallop
148. Whiff
149. Whoopee
150. Whopper

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Yeah, but who's Burt?</p>

 

[LordKOTL]

Profanisaurus definitions of note:</p>


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Loose Lips: adj.  Affectionate term for a woman who has been cocked more times than Davey Crockett's rifle.</p>


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Screwnicorn:  n.  The mythical act in which one half of a lesbian couple straps a dildo to her forchead and charges her partner like a bull at a gate.</p>


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King Kong's Finger:  n.  A turd so big it could crush a car; and Elvis-killer.</p>


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Reverse Doagan:  n.  The act of sitting the wrong-way around the toilet to leave a breathtaking skidmark vista for whomever follows you to the toilet.</p>


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Seagulling:  v.  The act of bespangling someone from a height.</p>


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Policeman's Dinner:  n:  The anus.</p>

 

[dlrob315]

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The new Lone Ranger movie is offensive.</p>


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http://www.policymic.com/articles/51443/tonto-racist-lone-ranger-johnny-depp-character-understandably-offends-native-americans/661193</p>
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My Native American friends, things get better with time.....be patient.  Portrayal of Americans have been worse.</p>


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[BlackHawkPaul]

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My Native American friends, things get better with time.....be patient.  Portrayal of Americans have been worse.</p>


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htyEJSEZYNU&noredirect=1</p>


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You would figure that The Lone Ranger could at least cast a non-white for Tonto.</p>

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIANS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</p>

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Wish I got a picture of it, but today while in Montreal I saw a dude walking around with a cheasy Blackhawks cap an a tee shirt that simply said **** 'em all over the front and back. Wife had the blackhawks bucket hat on and he pointed to it with a shit eating grin. Too funny, and the guy was a hoot when we chatted with him.

 

[jakobeast]

http://imgur.com/oRTD9</p>


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I am not surre if it is SFW. I think it is, as there is no swearing, but the image may be a bit off putting to pansy ass fuckfaces who complain about their rights being trampled on when they want the gubmint to tell women what they can do with their vaginas.</p>


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But it has nothing to do with the above rant.</p>

 

[Tater]

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http://imgur.com/oRTD9</p>
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Yeah, um, thanks for that.</p>

 

[jakobeast]

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Yeah, um, thanks for that.</p>
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Im here to help</p>

 

[Tater]

</p>

 

[winos5]

I almost think Huma urged him to run just to see him squirm after being publicly humiliated... again.    Carlos Danger?!?    That's almost as good as Ron Mexico.</p>

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

The Weiner stuff is sure to be a topic on SNL .</p>

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

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[MassHavoc]

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I don't know what would be creepier, if that was a real picture or if someone took the type ot photoshop it.</p>

 

[jakobeast]

The best video ever made from Mumford and Sons</p>


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PKlDXeU</p>