Illinois is boring.

[MIKETOUHY]

Oh my god people. You put waaaaaayyyyyy to much focus on the "boring" part and not enough on the I WANT A CHANGE OF SCENERY AND I'D LIKE TO EXPERIENCE LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE LAND OF LINCOLN part.

Sheeeesh. What's wrong with a twenty somethin wanting to move? I swear you people have shit to say about every single thing I say or do.

Well I certainly didn't.

 

[MIKETOUHY]

My best friend is moving back from Australia in March and she's headed out to LA.....so there's a good chance I'll end up joining her haha. My sister lives in DC but I hate politics and I prefer to be far from them.

Every place has it.

 

[MIKETOUHY]

I hear Texas is fun. I'm afraid I won't have enough southern charm. I'm straight up Yank.

Think you just like attention.

 

[SERE Bear]

Mrs Grossman is lobbing the softballs but nobody is swinging...

 

[Omeletpants]

 

[clonetrooper264]

You would love Austin, Texas, but be prepared for the dudes to be trying this everyday to ya

[video=youtube;Nl_eJ-zdLrA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA[/video]

Seriously though, you being young still,.... I think would love Austin, Texas....plus places like Round Rock around it are great.

That video was hilarious. Key and Peele always have good stuff

 

[Calabis]

I hear Texas is fun. I'm afraid I won't have enough southern charm. I'm straight up Yank.

Not really Southern......a lot of people from other places are there. Huge music scene there as well, if you like live bands. Im sure u would fit in nicely. U should take a trip there....doubt you will want to leave

 

[botfly10]

ommy wins again

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I hear Texas is fun. I'm afraid I won't have enough southern charm. I'm straight up Yank.

Meh, Texas is full of Chicago transplants.

 

[JimJohnson]

You would love Austin, Texas, but be prepared for the dudes to be trying this everyday to ya

[video=youtube;Nl_eJ-zdLrA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA[/video]

Seriously though, you being young still,.... I think would love Austin, Texas....plus places like Round Rock around it are great.

LMAO

 

[MrsRexGrossman]

Mrs Grossman is lobbing the softballs but nobody is swinging...

How so? What could I have possibly done this time?? Perhaps you should just refrain from posting in my threads. The only one looking for attention here is you.

 

[JimJohnson]

How so? What could I have possibly done this time?? Perhaps you should just refrain from posting in my threads. The only one looking for attention here is you.

Well you said you wanted to "spread" your wings, a lot of guys here busted some chubs.

 

[SERE Bear]

nobody is going to take that opening?

Mrs Grossman is lobbing the softballs but nobody is swinging...

You told me to lighten up previously... There were a few double entendres openings and I'm not the only one who noticed.

You didn't like my Hawaii advice?

 

[MrsRexGrossman]

You take every thing I say and spin it. I'm glad I give you something to do though.

 

[xer0h0ur]

 

[MrsRexGrossman]

I'm disturbed

 

[Omeletpants]

Well you said you wanted to "spread" your wings, a lot of guys here busted some chubs.

Yeah, cause most of these dickless wonders have never been with a woman that didn't resemble a farm animal. Picking on a nice woman on the internet is their idea of a committed relationship.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Well I can't take credit for that photochop. I don't have those skills.

 

[JimJohnson]

haha