Ima **** tonight!

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Thanks. I’m going to have competition though, his mom is an eagles fan. I need the damn bears to get their shit together

Tough spot for you, wife can always say the Eagles won a SB the year you were born. What are you gonna do, put on a cardigan sweater, fire up a corn cob pipe and say "well back in 1985...".

Pace has to compress the timeline of the rebuild, the football fate of your child hangs in the balance!
 

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Tough spot for you, wife can always say the Eagles won a SB the year you were born. What are you gonna do, put on a cardigan sweater, fire up a corn cob pipe and say "well back in 1985...".

Pace has to compress the timeline of the rebuild, the football fate of your child hangs in the balance!

Everytime she starts talking about her eagles to the child just holler really loud "Ima **** tonight!"

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Everytime she starts talking about her eagles to the child just holler really loud "Ima **** tonight!"

Solid advise, but if you do go this rout start saving now for the kids therapy.
 

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Tough spot for you, wife can always say the Eagles won a SB the year you were born. What are you gonna do, put on a cardigan sweater, fire up a corn cob pipe and say "well back in 1985...".

Pace has to compress the timeline of the rebuild, the football fate of your child hangs in the balance!

We can split the two boys up. She can have one, I’ll take the other.

Everytime she starts talking about her eagles to the child just holler really loud "Ima **** tonight!"

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Just like number51 said, I can’t afford that much therapy on top of the expense of raising 2 monstrous boys
 

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May have to work around the problem tonight. I bought a new-to-me car a few days ago that has a manual transmission and my wife asked to drive it just now on an errand we ran. It’s pretty hot seeing a woman work her way around a stick shift
 

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May have to work around the problem tonight. I bought a new-to-me car a few days ago that has a manual transmission and my wife asked to drive it just now on an errand we ran. It’s pretty hot seeing a woman work her way around a stick shift

I was going to say do they even make manual transmissions anymore?

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I was going to say do they even make manual transmissions anymore?

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They’re few and far between but yes, they’re out there. I got an awd, t5, manual trans ‘05 Volvo S40 which is pretty rare. I looked at a wagon version of this car a few days prior(which is very rare) that I wanted sooo bad but the shitty used car lot was a little shadier than I was willing to deal with.

I’ll try to swing this back around to the op. I probably won’t be able to bang my wife in the back seat, it’s a pretty small car.
 

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They’re few and far between but yes, they’re out there. I got an awd, t5, manual trans ‘05 Volvo S40 which is pretty rare. I looked at a wagon version of this car a few days prior(which is very rare) that I wanted sooo bad but the shitty used car lot was a little shadier than I was willing to deal with.

I’ll try to swing this back around to the op. I probably won’t be able to bang my wife in the back seat, it’s a pretty small car.
All the more reason to have bought the wagon. You could've been all "baby wanna go for a drive tonight?" *Wink wink*

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I had sex this morning which was a pleasant surprise and hangover cure. Not yet tonight though. So, "I fucked this morning!"
 

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All the more reason to have bought the wagon. You could've been all "baby wanna go for a drive tonight?" *Wink wink*

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I don’t need to deal with another basket case vehicle.
 

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LOL does Mr. Fog Machine still post here?

This thread was epic back in the day.

He's still here, but hard to fit a post in. His posts have gotten even more chubby.
 

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whoa. I quit this place for a couple years and this thread is still a thing and on the first page? My how times have literally stood still!

This threads lifespan is further proof that Bear Pride is not ***.

You gonna get your donator tag back?
 

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Do I have to donate more?

Shouldn't have to, I donated $20 5 years ago, there is no time limit. You lost it in the village, but your out now, I think you should get it back, Grim got his back.

BTW welcome back everyone, class move by Rush.
 

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whoa. I quit this place for a couple years and this thread is still a thing and on the first page? My how times have literally stood still!

Oh shit, look who escaped. Welcome back
 

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