Ima **** tonight!

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Should have gotten some last night (my bday - a traditional getting laid date), but I wound up heading out with the boys to a concert at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium and spent 5 hours front and center with Stiff Little Fingers, Flogging Molly, and Dropkick Murphy's. Guess I was too beat up, stinky, and perhaps a bit drunk. Jumped in the shower, brushed my teeth, and tried the shoulder-tap maneuver, to no avail.

You forgot to bellow the three magic words!
 

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Should have gotten some last night (my bday - a traditional getting laid date), but I wound up heading out with the boys to a concert at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium and spent 5 hours front and center with Stiff Little Fingers, Flogging Molly, and Dropkick Murphy's. Guess I was too beat up, stinky, and perhaps a bit drunk. Jumped in the shower, brushed my teeth, and tried the shoulder-tap maneuver, to no avail.

Wow, not even on your bday... :cringe:
 

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I miss WCL

Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.
 

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Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.

Holy shitballs
 

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Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.[/QUOTE]

Have never done that.
 

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Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.[/QUOTE]

Have never done that.

You're missing out.
 

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Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.

Vulgar, but I still lol'd

Wouldn't ever post anything like that myself, but I'm happy that you did.
 

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Me to, I was thinking that the other day as I was reading through the board. Also, SpaceInvader. He's been M.I.A. but not forgotten.

WCL is a riot though, the time he and I posted flashy shit at Derperado34 cracked me up to no end.

It was wrong to do and I admit it, but it felt good and was well worth it. Kinda like when you use your girlfriends shampoo to jerk off in the shower and after you cum then have to piss and your dickhole burns because of the shampoo and you go, damn, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but you're like **** it, it felt good and satisfied in the moment. Kinda like that.

And then in the middle of the day I go to take a piss and smell my wife's hair. It's actually kind of romantic when you think about it.
 

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Sheesh, I count 7 broken quote tags on this last page alone. You guys suck at this.
 

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Wifey is going out of town tomorrow so you know what has to happen tonight?!
 

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