In the dog house big-time

[Tater]

Last night my wife came home around 9:30 and we talked for a bit. After a few minutes she said "do you know what day it is?" I had no clue, so being a smart-ass I said it's "come home smelling like onions and kiss me day?"

I was then told that is our anniversary. That's some I've never forgotten and I usually remember weeks in advance. If we weren't broke, I'd send her flowers today at work. I'll probably regret asking on this forum, but anyone have an idea on how to make up for this?
Watching the Hawks game tonight is must and money is an issue so going out to dinner is out too....

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

You obviously haven't trained her right if she's giving you any back talk.

 

[beardownboilerup85]

pop a little blue pill and go to town?

 

[Tater]

You obviously haven't trained her right if she's giving you any back talk.

Nope, no back talk. Didn't even get to mad.I just really feel like shit about it. We've been broke for a while now and don't go out to eat or take trips so remembering the anniversary is the least I could do.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Make her dinner tonight. Doesn't have to be super expensive.

 

[Ares]

make her brinner tonight. Brinner is fucking delicious

fify.

 

[Tater]

Make her dinner tonight. Doesn't have to be super expensive.

That's a possibility. I'm not too good of a cook though.

 

[AussieBear]

go old school and write a poem to go with that attempted dinner. steal flowers from peoples yards or pick them from the side of the road if you are cash strapped.

if you have a bath.. have a bubble bath ready when she gets home.. lights out, with the room lit by candles to give you time to burn whatever youre cooking and maybe it gives you time to watch some of the game. im sure she has 50 candles somewhere like most chicks.

eat with the tv behind her so you can make it look like youre looking at her while watching the game.

give her a massage after dinner so you can keep her face down and continue watching the game..

then go handle your nasty

 

[Omeletpants]

Time to trade down for a new wife

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

go old school and write a poem to go with that attempted dinner. steal flowers from peoples yards or pick them from the side of the road if you are cash strapped.

if you have a bath.. have a bubble bath ready when she gets home.. lights out, with the room lit by candles to give you time to burn whatever youre cooking and maybe it gives you time to watch some of the game. im sure she has 50 candles somewhere like most chicks.

eat with the tv behind her so you can make it look like youre looking at her while watching the game.

give her a massage after dinner so you can keep her face down and continue watching the game..

then go handle your nasty

Awful suggestions. Taters wife is not a kangaroo.

 

[Ares]

Time to trade down for a new wife

For multiple wives? Ommy dis aint Utah

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Get online and find a fast and easy dish you can whip up.
Most pasta dishes are quick and easy. Just the thought of you making dinner for her could earn you a blow jibber.

 

[Tater]

She will want to watch the game too so I don't have to hide it from her.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Any funeral homes nearby?
Stop on in and grab a floral arrangement. Nothing too huge. The person they're for is dead, and is unlikely to care too much.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Show her this thread (especially Aussie's) and let her pick your actions for evening.

 

[Sunbiz1]

That's a possibility. I'm not too good of a cook though.

Anniversaries are quickly forgotten, but being broke will test a marriage to its' fullest.

Cooking is much easier than making $$...good luck.

 

[AussieBear]

Awful suggestions. Taters wife is not a kangaroo.

awful reply. you are not funny

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

awful reply. you are not funny

U w0t m8?

 

[AussieBear]

U w0t m8?

u wot m8?

 

[DC]

Last night my wife came home around 9:30 and we talked for a bit. After a few minutes she said "do you know what day it is?" I had no clue, so being a smart-ass I said it's "come home smelling like onions and kiss me day?"

I was then told that is our anniversary. That's some I've never forgotten and I usually remember weeks in advance. If we weren't broke, I'd send her flowers today at work. I'll probably regret asking on this forum, but anyone have an idea on how to make up for this?
Watching the Hawks game tonight is must and money is an issue so going out to dinner is out too....

Lick her pussy till it falls out. Then shove it back in and hump the hell outta her.