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"Make her dinner"
"run her a bubble bath"
"**** her hard as ****"

None of this shit works. Stop being marriage noobs.

Tater, just do your time in the doghouse and lay low. Don't be a dick. Nothing can make up for a scumbag move like forgetting an anniversary. You'll be fine, just don't forget next year.

Not a marriage noob.
Make some toast and share half of it with her.
Did some of you marry complete crazy people?
 

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Only one move bro. You got to go ass to mouth during intermission. You just have to


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Silence,

You should post a meal he can make at home for two people under $15 that's nice and easy to make. Tater-what are some of her favorite foods?

When in doubt. Go with a casserole or a pasta dish. They are going to be the cheapest. Shepherds pie, ziti with ground meat. Things like that. Can even go mexican. Stick to the ground meat or chicken since the raised the price of skirt and flank steak higher then giraffe nuts compared to what they use to be. Most expensive things besides meats is your dairy. Milk, cream, cheese, and butter can start to add up.


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Great ideas guys, but I have to make some work phone calls when I get home so no time for shopping. We have some decent food in the freezer but it would take too long to thaw out.
 

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When in doubt. Go with a casserole or a pasta dish. They are going to be the cheapest. Shepherds pie, ziti with ground meat. Things like that. Can even go mexican. Stick to the ground meat or chicken since the raised the price of skirt and flank steak higher then giraffe nuts compared to what they use to be. Most expensive things besides meats is your dairy. Milk, cream, cheese, and butter can start to add up.


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Back when I was in college and would cook for my dates (wasn't making a ton of money and spent most of it on booze and partying) I would do a chicken parm with baked spaghetti and meat sauce.

Tater if you don't know how to make chicken parm from fresh ingredients go to the store and find the frozen chicken tenders (the big ones if you can get those. I used to get them from Costco, huge bag for cheap. Cook the tenders almost all the way, season and brown the ground beef and add tomato sauce to it. Again depending on your cooking skills a jar of the Prego/Ragu/Bertolli Sauce will do if you don't want to venture on making your own. Cook the pasta...Throw the pasta in a casserole dish with the chicken tenders, either put them off to the side so you can serve them separate or right on top. Cover the pasta and chicken with the meat sauce, top it with a cheese blend and bake it in the oven until the cheese has been melted with a nice color. And that's how you do a poor man's chicken parm. Grab a bottle of two buck Chuck and you will be on the fast track to the Hershey Highway.
 

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#1 think to do is you verbally admit and apologize that your forgot. Even throw out a casual "just want to let you know that I am still sorry for missing our anniversary" about a month later.


After that a home cooked meal and some artsy writing or flowers can help. But really, do something that you know she would really appreciate. Common or otherwise.
 

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Not a marriage noob.
Make some toast and share half of it with her.
Did some of you marry complete crazy people?

I married the hottest woman who would talk to me that didn't have a dick. The crazy doesn't bother me.
 

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Only one move bro. You got to go ass to mouth during intermission. You just have to


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Bass to Trout?
 

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I married the hottest woman who would talk to me that didn't have a dick. The crazy doesn't bother me.

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Are you implying that she has a dick now?

No, I'm implying that I've... "socialized" with "women" who seemed like marriage material, only to find out their extra member was bigger than my own.
 

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"Make her dinner"
"run her a bubble bath"
"**** her hard as ****"

None of this shit works. Stop being marriage noobs.

Tater, just do your time in the doghouse and lay low. Don't be a dick. Nothing can make up for a scumbag move like forgetting an anniversary. You'll be fine, just don't forget next year.

Luckily, I have an out for forgetting my anniversary with the wife. Good old head injury always comes through for me, and the wife does not even get mad.

Sorry Tater do not have any advice for ya that hasn't been mentioned yet. Good luck buddy.
 

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"Make her dinner"
"run her a bubble bath"
"**** her hard as ****"

None of this shit works. Stop being marriage noobs.

Tater, just do your time in the doghouse and lay low. Don't be a dick. Nothing can make up for a scumbag move like forgetting an anniversary. You'll be fine, just don't forget next year.
I was only makin a suggestion personally when my wifes pissed at me I just lean a little to the left so I can still see the tv take a sip of beer and say ok every now and then. shit works like a charm
 

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Back when I was in college and would cook for my dates (wasn't making a ton of money and spent most of it on booze and partying) I would do a chicken parm with baked spaghetti and meat sauce.

Tater if you don't know how to make chicken parm from fresh ingredients go to the store and find the frozen chicken tenders (the big ones if you can get those. I used to get them from Costco, huge bag for cheap. Cook the tenders almost all the way, season and brown the ground beef and add tomato sauce to it. Again depending on your cooking skills a jar of the Prego/Ragu/Bertolli Sauce will do if you don't want to venture on making your own. Cook the pasta...Throw the pasta in a casserole dish with the chicken tenders, either put them off to the side so you can serve them separate or right on top. Cover the pasta and chicken with the meat sauce, top it with a cheese blend and bake it in the oven until the cheese has been melted with a nice color. And that's how you do a poor man's chicken parm. Grab a bottle of two buck Chuck and you will be on the fast track to the Hershey Highway.

That sounds great but I won't have time to go grocery shopping. She mostly Italian too and I bet she'd like that.


#1 think to do is you verbally admit and apologize that your forgot. Even through out a casual "just want to let you know that I am still sorry for missing our anniversary" about a month later.


After that a home cooked meal and some artsy writing or flowers can help. But really, do something that you know she would really appreciate. Common or otherwise.

I picked up an anniversary card at lunch today and filled one whole side of it with a written apology, I also picked up a rose. I'll probably fall short on the meal though.


Luckily, I have an out for forgetting my anniversary with the wife. Good old head injury always comes through for me, and the wife does not even get mad.

Sorry Tater do not have any advice for ya that hasn't been mentioned yet. Good luck buddy.

Thanks anyways Bigfoot. Sorry fall always making fun of you for falling on the ice too.
 

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She wants to watch the game too. We even watched a 12:00 game the day we got married.
I've only missed watching 2 or 3 games since the 90's, the radio only games I listened too or drove from bar to bar trying to find one that had it on satellite. She's watched all the games with me since the late 90's when we met.

That's awesome, glad she gets into the games with you man, you are lucky. It's just hard to make up for something like that man. If you are extra nice they know why and it doesn't really work that well. Best brownie points are doing something nice when it's not expected. Getting her a card with a sincere written apology is about as good as you can do right now. Make up for it later by doing some nice unexpected things.
 

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That sounds great but I won't have time to go grocery shopping. She mostly Italian too and I bet she'd like that.




I picked up an anniversary card at lunch today and filled one whole side of it with a written apology, I also picked up a rose. I'll probably fall short on the meal though.




Thanks anyways Bigfoot. Sorry fall always making fun of you for falling on the ice too.

Don't have to do the meal tonight...the card and rose should buy you a day or two. Run out tomorrow and get the items needed and do a surprise dinner in the next couple days. That will probably take her off guard with you already apologizing through card and flower.
 

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That's awesome, glad she gets into the games with you man, you are lucky. It's just hard to make up for something like that man. If you are extra nice they know why and it doesn't really work that well. Best brownie points are doing something nice when it's not expected. Getting her a card with a sincere written apology is about as good as you can do right now. Make up for it later by doing some nice unexpected things.

Don't have to do the meal tonight...the card and rose should buy you a day or two. Run out tomorrow and get the items needed and do a surprise dinner in the next couple days. That will probably take her off guard with you already apologizing through card and flower.

Thanks guys, this will be my plan.
 

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Sounds like she loves you and is cool. Enjoy watching the game and make sure she knows how sorry you are. Do something nice in a few days and you will be fine.
 

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Make her dogs & beans.
Everyone loves that shit!

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