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**** her 3x as hard as normal. And then pull out and ask her where she wants it. That'll show more consideration than you showed last night and maybe she'll think you've learned your lesson.
 

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No sex, the Hawks are on tonight.
 

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Damn dude, if you really love her you really fucked up. That stuff is SO important to women that it's ridiculous. It's really difiicult to makeup for something like that, then you plan on watching a game tonight ROFL. Maybe you would be happier if not married.

You are more interested in sports, forget her anniversary, and don't make any money. You may have some troubles ahead with women and relationships.
 

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Damn dude, if you really love her you really fucked up. That stuff is SO important to women that it's ridiculous. It's really difiicult to makeup for something like that, then you plan on watching a game tonight ROFL. Maybe you would be happier if not married.

You are more interested in sports, forget her anniversary, and don't make any money. You may have some troubles ahead with women and relationships.

Worst post in this thread. You have won a "Chicago sunroof". Extra steamy


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Silence,

You should post a meal he can make at home for two people under $15 that's nice and easy to make. Tater-what are some of her favorite foods?
 

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Silence,

You should post a meal he can make at home for two people under $15 that's nice and easy to make. Tater-what are some of her favorite foods?

When in doubt. Go with a casserole or a pasta dish. They are going to be the cheapest. Shepherds pie, ziti with ground meat. Things like that. Can even go mexican. Stick to the ground meat or chicken since the raised the price of skirt and flank steak higher then giraffe nuts compared to what they use to be. Most expensive things besides meats is your dairy. Milk, cream, cheese, and butter can start to add up.


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Damn dude, if you really love her you really fucked up. That stuff is SO important to women that it's ridiculous. It's really difiicult to makeup for something like that, then you plan on watching a game tonight ROFL. Maybe you would be happier if not married.

You are more interested in sports, forget her anniversary, and don't make any money. You may have some troubles ahead with women and relationships.

She wants to watch the game too. We even watched a 12:00 game the day we got married.
I've only missed watching 2 or 3 games since the 90's, the radio only games I listened too or drove from bar to bar trying to find one that had it on satellite. She's watched all the games with me since the late 90's when we met.
 

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"Make her dinner"
"run her a bubble bath"
"**** her hard as ****"

None of this shit works. Stop being marriage noobs.

Tater, just do your time in the doghouse and lay low. Don't be a dick. Nothing can make up for a scumbag move like forgetting an anniversary. You'll be fine, just don't forget next year.
 

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