"So, Braves....how did it go?"
"Well, we had them down to the last strike twice. First time, we hit a guy on 0-2. Second time, we couldn't get strike three past Javy Baez. Then we walked Kyle Schwarber to keep it alive. Heyward batted twice, but we hit him, and walked him. We inexplicably threw to second when a man on third threatened to score, and allowed them both to come home. Some dude named Efren Navarro batted twice, or we'd still be out there."