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If Stig was 7-10" 350 pure muscle and coming after you you would be cowering, every inch of you would be shaking and you would be in a puddle of your own pee. Shaq would be cowering and be sitting in pee.

I love how people earn those names just because they happened to disagree with Hou "I know everything about basketball and anyone who doesn't think so is a glue-sniffin' coke snortin' weed smokin' Special person Hefna"

I'm guessing I'm not the only one then huh? I'm just joining the club!

What made your lip quiver in '93?

You in on that Red Lobster deal?

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Ummm...you talking to me? For my lip to quiver, you need to have a big ass gun, or you look like the elephant man...7Ft tall Elephant Man...other than that, my lip ain't quivered since 1993...if somebody says something stupid, I call them out on it. That is life on a sports forum. I don't attack you in any way outside of sports. But no, no matter who you are, I would tell you that you are high on drugs or basketball Special person. Hell, Stig could be 7'10" and weigh 350...all muscle, and I would tell him to his face he is a basketball Special person, he would have to bend down a bit but I would. I might call him "Mr. Stig" but still...
 
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You've forgotten when Kobe was a free agent.

Oh, he's going to the Clippers!

Oh, he's going to Phoenix!

Oh, he's going to Denver!

Oh, he's going to leave the Lakers.

He was just using that for leverage. Re-signed with the Lakers that summer. Never was going to leave.

LeBron might leave Cleveland but he's not going to Chicago.

Better yet, I'm making a bet with everyone on this forum.

If LeBron proves me wrong and signs with the Bulls I'll never log on this forum again and Hou will be bored to tears without pointing out to everyone how dumb I am and how he knows everything.

I'm so sure LeBron won't sign with the Bulls, if he signs here, i'm gone. And if LeBron doesn't come to Chicago then Hou has to buy me a new car.

Is it a deal?

houheffna wrote:
"But since the Bulls won't ever get LeBron (who won't even consider Chicago because it's Michael Jordan's city and it will ALWAYS be Michael Jordan's city) they should have re-upped on Gordon and kept him. It continues to hurt us and it will always hurt us."

This paragraph alone has about 5 certifiable basketball-Special person statements in it. So no I am not angry...just stating the facts, the rest was just me going in...it was over once I started writing.

As far as your Kush praise. You have done that before. Same way you just did it, and I pretty much ignored it. I defended you against the "*** cruise" stuff because that was an insult that was not basketball related and unnecessary.
 

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Hey hou I hope I'm not part of the problem but man it is a message board, all is fair.
 

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Hey hou I hope I'm not part of the problem but man it is a message board, all is fair.

You hope you are not part of what problem?


If LeBron proves me wrong and signs with the Bulls I'll never log on this forum again and Hou will be bored to tears without pointing out to everyone how dumb I am and how he knows everything.

I don't believe you...not at all. Of course you already have an alter ego on here so, no, I don't believe you will follow up on that deal at all.

You've forgotten when Kobe was a free agent.

Oh, he's going to the Clippers!

Oh, he's going to Phoenix!

Oh, he's going to Denver!

Oh, he's going to leave the Lakers.

He was just using that for leverage. Re-signed with the Lakers that summer. Never was going to leave.

LeBron might leave Cleveland but he's not going to Chicago.

Better yet, I'm making a bet with everyone on this forum.

Where did you get this from? The Onion?

He talked to 3 teams, Lakers, Clippers and a mystery team (The Bulls)...and there was no doubt he was resigning. Nor did he give any hint of resigning with anyone else but the Lakers.
 

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If Stig was 7-10" 350 pure muscle and coming after you you would be cowering, every inch of you would be shaking and you would be in a puddle of your own pee. Shaq would be cowering and be sitting in pee.

If he bleeds he can die. I fear no man but God, and certified crazy people. I don't think you are crazy, I only think your retardation is within the basketball world...along with others. I think there is a method to your madness, I am just too impatient to go along with it.
 

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LMAO at all this. Although I don't agree with Hou often, man Frankie you say some crazy stuff, I got to the point where I don't even read it anymore unless someone quotes it. I also don't think you would leave if Lebron came although if you did that would be two grand slams haha. We need an official and reasonable bet here, something that doesn't involve cars or a dinner.

I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.
 

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I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.
 

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I like that there aren't so many posters here so you get to know people more, I'm not really a fan of huge message boards where everybody is a nobody. I think it lets us get into debates where on a bigger board it'd get out of control and the mods would have to come in.

And the only reason Fred has never insulted you is he doesn't want to use up any of his good ones, he saves all those for Kirk.
 

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houheffna wrote:
I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.
Forums are all about disagreement so it's natural for there to be differing viewpoints. Shakes has a very good point about there not being many posters here thus leading to us knowing each other better. I think that has led to us having a pretty good amount of respect for each other (for the most part). Of course...there has been some pretty big trashing of people here...mostly in the form of Fred smashing Kirk to the ground. ;)
 

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clonetrooper264 wrote:
houheffna wrote:
I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.
Forums are all about disagreement so it's natural for there to be differing viewpoints. Shakes has a very good point about there not being many posters here thus leading to us knowing each other better. I think that has led to us having a pretty good amount of respect for each other (for the most part). Of course...there has been some pretty big trashing of people here...mostly in the form of Fred smashing Kirk to the ground. ;)

When have I ever trashed Kirk Hinrich? I just want him to be the best he can be. I have a theory that Shakes is really Kirk, monitering the boards. If so, Shakes will you please get in the gym and get that 3-pt percentage back over 40%.

CTrooper, you are in high school? I always pictured you as a high school coach from Iowa...I have no idea why. If anyone wants to come on the Bullseye, email me at chicagobullseye@gmail.com. I think it's a good idea for people to hear the voice behind the Forum stars. I meant to get Dpauley on...we couldn't get a time that worked for both of us. I thought it was great when Houston (Hoeheffna) came on our show and Kush's show, primarily because of his extensive knowledge of the team, but also because he was entertaining and funny. And I don't always agree with him, but I enjoy hearing/reading different viewpoints. We can always find something to disagree on. I agree with 99% of what Stig writes, but if he comes on, we'll debate Doug Collins.
 

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Fred wrote:
I have a theory that Shakes is really Kirk, monitering the boards.

Well I am white, feisty and can't shoot. I can see why you would think I'm Kirk.

(There's so many possible replies to such a theory, I also considered "Hey Fred, when we get LeBron and I'm the starting SG on a championship team I'm going to expect you to kiss my ring")
 

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houheffna wrote:
You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.

you're not talking about me are you?
 
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Thanks for explaining that. I understand now.

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If Stig was 7-10" 350 pure muscle and coming after you you would be cowering, every inch of you would be shaking and you would be in a puddle of your own pee. Shaq would be cowering and be sitting in pee.

If he bleeds he can die. I fear no man but God, and certified crazy people. I don't think you are crazy, I only think your retardation is within the basketball world...along with others. I think there is a method to your madness, I am just too impatient to go along with it.
 

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you're not talking about me are you?

Why would I jump from second-person to third-person narrative and talk about the same person? That's insane...and confusing. The first sentence was about you, the second was about someone else.
 

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Fred wrote:
clonetrooper264 wrote:
houheffna wrote:
I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.
Forums are all about disagreement so it's natural for there to be differing viewpoints. Shakes has a very good point about there not being many posters here thus leading to us knowing each other better. I think that has led to us having a pretty good amount of respect for each other (for the most part). Of course...there has been some pretty big trashing of people here...mostly in the form of Fred smashing Kirk to the ground. ;)

When have I ever trashed Kirk Hinrich? I just want him to be the best he can be. I have a theory that Shakes is really Kirk, monitering the boards. If so, Shakes will you please get in the gym and get that 3-pt percentage back over 40%.

CTrooper, you are in high school? I always pictured you as a high school coach from Iowa...I have no idea why. If anyone wants to come on the Bullseye, email me at
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</script>. I think it's a good idea for people to hear the voice behind the Forum stars. I meant to get Dpauley on...we couldn't get a time that worked for both of us. I thought it was great when Houston (Hoeheffna) came on our show and Kush's show, primarily because of his extensive knowledge of the team, but also because he was entertaining and funny. And I don't always agree with him, but I enjoy hearing/reading different viewpoints. We can always find something to disagree on. I agree with 99% of what Stig writes, but if he comes on, we'll debate Doug Collins.
I believe that saying things like "Hinrich sucks" counts as trashing, but that's just me. :p

Yes I am in high school...for 7 more (school) days. Then I become part of the Illini family, something I think you can relate to. ;)
 

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houheffna wrote:
I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.

i think we disagree completely about jj. i still think he's a terrible option in any off season.
 

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clonetrooper264 wrote:
Fred wrote:
clonetrooper264 wrote:
houheffna wrote:
I know I was hard on Hou when the forum first started and I hope there was no hard feelings about it, I know I don't. We happen to disagree on most things but thats what forums are all about. Whats the fun in everyone agreeing on everything and no debating? We just have two different views on how teams should be run and what types of players the team should be made up of.

I have had some knockdown roughhousing brawls with people on here...

Me and Doug Thonus (First day I logged in, he and I had it out...but he was a gentleman)
Me and Fred (Fred never has insulted me...never)
Me and Kush (Kush has never insulted me either)
Me and Stig (used to insult me quite a bit, I think he found Jesus or something, so now I insult him)

Me and Engies (what happened to him?)
Me and Frank (dude is just...he leaves me speechless sometimes, but he is part of what makes this forum unique.)
Me and Shakes (Love reading his posts, I think he has a personal issue with Kobe though, the "Duncan is better than Kobe" stuff was just crazy.)


You and I may disagree but I don't think much of it man. One guy in particular talked really stupid and he is a teenager, when I was that age I didn't talk to grown men like that. I guess its all in how you are taught,maybe I was raised different. But never would I talk to grown folk like that, on a forum or anywhere else. Clonetrooper is a teenager but I don't see him swearing at people on forums. Its all about respect...plain and simple.
Forums are all about disagreement so it's natural for there to be differing viewpoints. Shakes has a very good point about there not being many posters here thus leading to us knowing each other better. I think that has led to us having a pretty good amount of respect for each other (for the most part). Of course...there has been some pretty big trashing of people here...mostly in the form of Fred smashing Kirk to the ground. ;)

When have I ever trashed Kirk Hinrich? I just want him to be the best he can be. I have a theory that Shakes is really Kirk, monitering the boards. If so, Shakes will you please get in the gym and get that 3-pt percentage back over 40%.

CTrooper, you are in high school? I always pictured you as a high school coach from Iowa...I have no idea why. If anyone wants to come on the Bullseye, email me at
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</script>. I think it's a good idea for people to hear the voice behind the Forum stars. I meant to get Dpauley on...we couldn't get a time that worked for both of us. I thought it was great when Houston (Hoeheffna) came on our show and Kush's show, primarily because of his extensive knowledge of the team, but also because he was entertaining and funny. And I don't always agree with him, but I enjoy hearing/reading different viewpoints. We can always find something to disagree on. I agree with 99% of what Stig writes, but if he comes on, we'll debate Doug Collins.
I believe that saying things like "Hinrich sucks" counts as trashing, but that's just me. :p

Yes I am in high school...for 7 more (school) days. Then I become part of the Illini family, something I think you can relate to. ;)

congrats. i loved u of i. allen hall is the nicest hall, but it's full of vegans. the 6 pack is lame.

i recommend living in lar . ;)
 

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