Kaner in the middle of it again...

[PatrickSharpRules]

Sweet, it was my last weekend ever in college and I did the same thing. I yakked a few times and could barely make it to my bed at the end of the night, and I only have like 45 dollars, I'd probably be dead if I were a millionaire like him. Who cares if Kane got wasted on a saturday.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Kane seems like a dude who can't take his liquor. The only respectable drunk (read: pro-drunk) is the one that drinks, has fun, skips the asshole part before finally peacefully passing out somewhere. With Kaner it's amateur hour all over. Hopefully he learns quick before he does something really stupid. Right now he just comes off as a huge ******. But that's his problem, as long as he shows up on the ice in top form and scores goals and points.

How you can make statements like this based on some pictures is amazing.

 

[supraman]

So should have drafted Turris

 

[CLWolf81]

So should have drafted Turris

So you want a whining little boy that didn't show up in a game til he wore an Ottawa jersey?



I like my players having some sort of character. Kane is definitely a character. He gets the job done. I'm not worried one bit. He's just a kid. Let him do whatever the hell he wants, even with horsehead in that one shot.



On the bright side, at least its not Yahoo tabloid fodder like the Getzlaf-Perry moment in Finland is.

 

[Ton]

Just wondering, but why isn't he playing for USA?

 

[The Count Dante]

Lets see... I am a multi-millionaire hockey player in the off season visiting people I know for a make-shift drinking holiday...



Well, I am a never-millionaire computer geek and old enough to have kids in elementary school and I have been thrown out of numerous steakhouses in the Chicago area. My drunk ass continues to chase skirts (albeit with a MUCH worse success rate...)



Who. Cares. Altercation with a female? Gee that has never happened to me in a bar when everyone is drunk. Ok, maybe it hasnt for over 10 years, but drunk chicks are the worst people on the planet.



Did he have a game the following day? Some charity event? Hell, even practice? My guess is no.



Who cares, go have some fun

 

[roshinaya]

How you can make statements like this based on some pictures is amazing.

Considering the reports that have come out the past years tells me he can't handle the booze. You see, it's possible to not behave as a ****** even when smashed, millionaire athlete or not. Why don't we hear about Toews drunken escapades, I am sure he likes to party like the next guy, either he can behave or he has way better handlers than Kaner.

 

[Rex]

So you want a whining little boy that didn't show up in a game til he wore an Ottawa jersey?



I like my players having some sort of character. Kane is definitely a character. He gets the job done. I'm not worried one bit. He's just a kid. Let him do whatever the hell he wants, even with horsehead in that one shot.



On the bright side, at least its not Yahoo tabloid fodder like the Getzlaf-Perry moment in Finland is.

God, if I ever met Corey Perry again..... I just fucking hate that kid

 

[whiteevo]

atta boy kaner. if this means one less lemonhead commercial for next season i'm all for it.



plus it needs to be said that ugly chicks try harder, he looks to know how to pick them.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Amazing......



That so many accusations and assumptions come from a few pics.



From those few pictures it appears that some on here believe he slept with every girl in the pictures and he was passed out on the bar. Did he sleep with each of the guys in the pictures also?





Actually, come to think of it, I find it childish. Like RK said, is this ET?

 

[Shantz My Pants]

I couldn't give a **** what Kane does in the offseason, as long as it's not criminal (i.e. playing wack-a-cabbie).



I agree with Stu, as long as he shows up ready to go come September then it doesn't matter what he does now in May.

 

[R K]

I couldn't give a **** what Kane does in the offseason, as long as it's not criminal (i.e. playing wack-a-cabbie).



I agree with Stu, as long as he shows up ready to go come September then it doesn't matter what he does now in May.

I bet you've never been in a Buffalo Cab have you? If you didn't do what he and his cousin did I'd call you a giant pussy. Just like my Mom said, "I can't imagine if anyone locked you in a Cab". I'd blow the mother ****** up.



FYI they are all independant in Buffalo. They do what they want.

 

[TSD]

Amazing......



That so many accusations and assumptions come from a few pics.



From those few pictures it appears that some on here believe he slept with every girl in the pictures and he was passed out on the bar. Did he sleep with each of the guys in the pictures also?





Actually, come to think of it, I find it childish. Like RK said, is this ET?

On top of that he looks pretty in control of his facilities with his head down on the bar. If he was pass out drunk and not just tired I imagine he would look a bit more "wasted". They were probably at it all day.



I used to do that in college wed start drinking at like 11am on the last day and id be ready for bed by 6pm, having never really felt drunk at any point throughout the day.

 

[R K]

On top of that he looks pretty in control of his facilities with his head down on the bar. If he was pass out drunk and not just tired I imagine he would look a bit more "wasted". They were probably at it all day.



I used to do that in college wed start drinking at like 11am on the last day and id be ready for bed by 6pm, having never really felt drunk at any point throughout the day.

I'll bet you slept with an ugly girl, or two or three as well! HA!

 

[LordKOTL]

I'll bet you slept with an ugly girl, or two or three as well! HA!

Well, according to George Carlin, five 2's are worth a 10. That's the stoey that Bolland is sticking to, anyway.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Considering the reports that have come out the past years tells me he can't handle the booze. You see, it's possible to not behave as a ****** even when smashed, millionaire athlete or not. Why don't we hear about Toews drunken escapades, I am sure he likes to party like the next guy, either he can behave or he has way better handlers than Kaner.

I met Jonathan Toews when he was out drinking with friends... I approached him after he had been drinking/doing shots for awhile and he was still very cordial and humble. Some people can just drink and relax and for some it charges them up.

 

[R K]

I met Jonathan Toews when he was out drinking with friends... I approached him after he had been drinking/doing shots for awhile and he was still very cordial and humble. Some people can just drink and relax and for some it charges them up.

Kaner is very much the same as you can tell in the pictures. Then again those who have never met him or most of them come up with what "others" say, as if that's the rule. There are times ALL of them are ****** bags, just like everyone typing on this message boards are.



Glass house, throwing stones again.

 

[supraman]

Considering the reports that have come out the past years tells me he can't handle the booze. You see, it's possible to not behave as a ****** even when smashed, millionaire athlete or not. Why don't we hear about Toews drunken escapades, I am sure he likes to party like the next guy, either he can behave or he has way better handlers than Kaner.

Toews goes to a monastery in the off season.

So you want a whining little boy that didn't show up in a game til he wore an Ottawa jersey?



I like my players having some sort of character. Kane is definitely a character. He gets the job done. I'm not worried one bit. He's just a kid. Let him do whatever the hell he wants, even with horsehead in that one shot.



On the bright side, at least its not Yahoo tabloid fodder like the Getzlaf-Perry moment in Finland is.

I really didnt think I needed to purple that, shows I was wrong.

 

[R K]

I think he's in cabo right now. Not many who give a crap who he is down there I would imagine.

 

[roshinaya]

Someone on HFb pointed out that the picture he has on the back of his shirt looks like the famous limo pic. Gets a LOL from me.