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Burn this heretic scum
Last Meals Of Death Row Inmates
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I could go in a couple of different directions with it.
My first instinct is a pulled pork sandwich with a mustard-vinegar sauce and plenty of pickles, smoked ribs, collared greens, black-eyed peas, fried okra and pound cake.
But I'd also be okay with eating a shitload of Mexican food.
I'd also be okay with breakfast. My dad's last meal was eggs, biscuits, country fried steak and cream gravy. I made it for him. Throw in some bacon and sausage, and I'd be happy with that.
My first instinct is a pulled pork sandwich with a mustard-vinegar sauce and plenty of pickles, smoked ribs, collared greens, black-eyed peas, fried okra and pound cake.
But I'd also be okay with eating a shitload of Mexican food.
I'd also be okay with breakfast. My dad's last meal was eggs, biscuits, country fried steak and cream gravy. I made it for him. Throw in some bacon and sausage, and I'd be happy with that.
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My last meal would be grease and dairy based. Double Bacon Cheeseburger, Chili Cheese Fries, 4 Red Lobster Cheddar rolls, 2 milkshakes (1 Nutella and PB & 1 Mint Chip), and 6 homemade chocolate chip cookies. Being lactose intolerant when the guards give me the lethal injection my ass will blow up leaving a clean up of epic proportions.
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A wafer thin mint.
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You're an outlandish maniac sir.
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I was going to say Jena Frumes, but I didn't want to mingle the Hot or Not thread with this one.
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Sheeeeeeet dood. I guess I am living in the past. I thought diabetics did have to avoid foods.
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If someone gave me the option to have sex with her for 24 hours and then be killed or to not have sex with her and stay alive, I'd choose to have sex with her and die.
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LOL, Antonio Brown tapped dat then got back together with one of his two baby mommas. These athletes really are fuckin stupid. 5 kids with two women and still thottin on the side.
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As my final **** you to the world I would probably eat 20 chalupa supremes so that when I die someone going to have to clean me up after I shit myself
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Not in any sense more than normal people really... in my view I should avoid eating a package of Oreos just as much as the next person lol.
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I'd have a hard time having any sort of appetite if I were awaiting execution
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u be on death row now.. just a bigger cell in a super low max.. so how u be eating..
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so ares is jay cutler..
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Who remembers these? They fucking rocked!
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Oh man, so many good last meals in here. I could go so many ways. Mom's goulash, chicken and dumplings, bacon cheeseburger, steak French fries, chocolate malt. But I think I'd go:
5 LB King crab with melted butter, French onion soup, chocolate malt, cappacuino. Red wine-Bordeaux.
5 LB King crab with melted butter, French onion soup, chocolate malt, cappacuino. Red wine-Bordeaux.
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The lack of squab in general amazes me.
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Ya puts da squab in dat dare crock pot and dump sum Campbells golden mushroom soup on it and come back 8 hours lader and ya gots a meal fit fer a det row inmate. Yum