Last Meals Of Death Row Inmates

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Ya puts da squab in dat dare crock pot and dump sum Campbells golden mushroom soup on it and come back 8 hours lader and ya gots a meal fit fer a det row inmate. Yum

I see you've caught Aussie-itis.
 

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It's a poor representation of whatever the hell jive he be puttin down doe.

you be bit more cuntry in yo twang doe.. you a lil bit cuntry eyes a lil bit rock n roll...

aint jive... reducer to da brane.. washing ways a lifetime of programming.. dont be scurred.. if da system be yo thang.. so be it..
 

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Who remembers these? They fucking rocked!

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They don't make those anymore? I thought I saw them at the Jewel recently.
 

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They don't make those anymore? I thought I saw them at the Jewel recently.

Idk man, I quit eating them when I moved out of my house after high school. I do know that if I saw them in the store today, I would 100% buy them over Yoplait.
 

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Having worked at KFC for 3 years during high school and junior college, pass on the KFC gravy. The crack like secret ingredient is fried chicken grease/cracklings from the bottom of the pressure cookers collected at the end of each day and saved for making tomorrow's gravy, FYI (at least circa 1979-81 when I was doing it).

Last meal would be thin crust pizza with pepperoni, sausage, black olives, mushrooms, mint chocalate chip ice cream for dessert. An assortment of beer to drink (Anchor Steam, Boddigton's pub ale, Duvel, Newcastle Brown Ale)
 

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Hmmm...

If I was trying to kill myself it'd probably be your standard can of Planter's mixed nuts followed by a poppy seed bagel chaser. The trick would be eating it through the anaphylaxis...which is quite painful.

If I was on death row..probably something ridiculous or hard to get...like fillet of panda groin, deep-fried bald eagle, jaguar a la mode, etc.
 

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Hmmm...

If I was trying to kill myself it'd probably be your standard can of Planter's mixed nuts followed by a poppy seed bagel chaser. The trick would be eating it through the anaphylaxis...which is quite painful.

If I was on death row..probably something ridiculous or hard to get...like fillet of panda groin, deep-fried bald eagle, jaguar a la mode, etc.

A steak that's been aged two hundred years.
 

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you be bit more cuntry in yo twang doe.. you a lil bit cuntry eyes a lil bit rock n roll...

aint jive... reducer to da brane.. washing ways a lifetime of programming.. dont be scurred.. if da system be yo thang.. so be it..

Got it, cleansing a lifetime of the system requires writing like Jethro Bodine. Is this writing style being passed down to your kids too?
 

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I'm not allowed to post my last meal here, or even an image of the meal package. I really hope I am not violating any CCS policies when I suggest using google image search for the maker of this very popular food. The company is called "Mr. Brains".

This is Mr. Brain, I believe this is safe for CCS.
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I can't say that I would try to tell anyone in the prison system that I would like to eat some f4gg0ts for my last meal. Just sayin.
 

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I can't say that I would try to tell anyone in the prison system that I would like to eat some f4gg0ts for my last meal. Just sayin.

That would be a secret right up until my last meal. What are they gonna do, defile my corpse?

They better not defile my corpse. Yeah, I'd probably just go with a sammich.
 

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Got it, cleansing a lifetime of the system requires writing like Jethro Bodine. Is this writing style being passed down to your kids too?

no, its but a cog in da wall mades of sand... plus me been using various methods for ova a decade... me kid be on da wife systems of learnings.. she be likes u.. must follow rules.. must sound like a good anglish trained pup... ya knows da deals
 

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