Love Animals

[ytsejam]

Rango is tough but also smart. If he ever laid eyes on a bird that big he would be hauling ass for the door and dog screaming to get inside.

Birds are dinosaurs.
Square off instead of Eye of the Tiger, Eye of the Dino.
We're only missing the training montage.
Maggie Raptor says her money is on the emu but I'm with Rango.
Loser buys the beer.

 

[Ares]

I'll do it, I'll fight the Emu.

Shirtless, but I demand we both wear pants.

 

[ytsejam]

Just saw 2 deer hanging out across the road.
Saw a raccoon in neighbor's driveway earlier.
Saw a picture of 2 cats a friend sent me.
Still no emus.

 

[ytsejam]

PetSmart Unveils New Waterboarding Kit For Teaching Cats To Stay Off Counters

PHOENIX—Touting the product as an easy and effective way to train animal companions, PetSmart unveiled a new waterboarding kit Wednesday for teaching cats to stay off counters. “They say you can’t train a cat, but we at PetSmart guarantee this is one behavioral conditioning method your little...

www.theonion.com

 

[Ares]

PetSmart Unveils New Waterboarding Kit For Teaching Cats To Stay Off Counters

PHOENIX—Touting the product as an easy and effective way to train animal companions, PetSmart unveiled a new waterboarding kit Wednesday for teaching cats to stay off counters. “They say you can’t train a cat, but we at PetSmart guarantee this is one behavioral conditioning method your little...

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Sherman can use these on the squirrels.

Do they sell them in packs on Amazon?

 

[ytsejam]

8th Cat Acquired In Hopes Of Easing Tension Between First 7 Cats

MARINA DEL REY, CA—Aiming to reduce the ongoing household conflict, local woman Alice Jordan reportedly acquired an eighth cat Monday in the hopes of easing tensions between the first seven. “Things have been pretty difficult around here, especially since Cupcake and Egg formed their own bloc to...

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[Ares]

Got an air purifier to sit next to the chin cage.

Getting fucking ridiculous with the hair floating around the fucking house all day.

 

[ytsejam]

Man Worried He’s Not Caring And Responsible Enough To Be Parent After Cat He Adopted Shoots Up Middle School

YELLOW SPRINGS, OH—Expressing concern that the actions of the feline had exposed deficiencies in his parenting skills, pet owner Aaron DeSpiegler admitted Tuesday he was deeply worried he may not be caring or responsible enough to be a father after his adopted cat, Muffin, killed four children...

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[ytsejam]

Hit a small possum on way home from work.
Didn't see any other animals.

 

[Urblock]

Another big kitty. IDNR: Mountain lion detected near Springfield

 

[ytsejam]

IDNR captures mountain lion in Springfield

Update 1:33pm IDNR announced they have captured the mountain lion and are transferring it to a special feline sanctuary. Wildlife experts and law enforcement officials determined the cougar was too…

www.centralillinoisproud.com

 

[Ares]

IDNR captures mountain lion in Springfield

Update 1:33pm IDNR announced they have captured the mountain lion and are transferring it to a special feline sanctuary. Wildlife experts and law enforcement officials determined the cougar was too…

www.centralillinoisproud.com

Shoulda let it have a complimentary TikTok star IMO.

 

[ytsejam]

 

[ytsejam]

Saw 4 deer in the yard.

 

[Ares]

Sherman has been chewing away the structural integrity of the platform upon which he rests.

Its a bold strategy.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Maybe Sherman is tired of being hassled by the Man!

 

[Urblock]

Big dog helps little buddy. Freedom! Adorable Dachshund uses bulldog as step stool to make her escape

 

[Ares]

Maybe Sherman is tired of being hassled by the Man!

He's not a fan of Big Wood's corporatization of the industry.

 

[ytsejam]

Saw a hornless unicorn on my way to work.
Very very rare.

 

[Ares]

Saw a hornless unicorn on my way to work.
Very very rare.

They're actually called unicorns experiencing hornlessness.... thannnnnnk you.