Love Animals

[Ares]

I'm considering writing a screenplay for Syfy Channel called Pythonapocalypse.

The pitch is that the ever-growing problem of invasive pythons grows to new heights and they begin a war against all humans.

There might be some like superpythons because they nested near a nuclear plant or nuclear waste or maybe they ate some dark matter during an experiment at CERN for some reason, I mean it is a Syfy Channel movie.

I'm honestly shocked there aren't 9 of these movies already with me signed on to write 11 more.

 

[Urblock]

Aliens take control of cats and push the attack button.

 

[Ares]

Aliens take control of cats and push the attack button.

Men in Black does deserve about 4 more sequels on Syfy Channel.

 

[ytsejam]

I'm considering writing a screenplay for Syfy Channel called Pythonapocalypse.

The pitch is that the ever-growing problem of invasive pythons grows to new heights and they begin a war against all humans.

There might be some like superpythons because they nested near a nuclear plant or nuclear waste or maybe they ate some dark matter during an experiment at CERN for some reason, I mean it is a Syfy Channel movie.

I'm honestly shocked there aren't 9 of these movies already with me signed on to write 11 more.

I'd watch that.

 

[ytsejam]

 

[ytsejam]

Aliens take control of cats and push the attack button.

I know we're talking sci fi and shit here but like cats are gonna let anybody take control of them.
Me and Maggie Raptor can only suspend our belief in reality so far.

 

[Urblock]

Some good pics. Animals are funny. Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards names funniest animal photos of 2022: See the winning shots

 

[The Hawk]

Tucker had a segment of his show with Mike Tyson and his love for animals including two 400 Siberian Tigers that he wrestles with and sleeps with. He raised them from cubs. It was a funny show with him explaining how the tigers would shoot heavy streams of urine at him when they were angry with him.

 

[Bust]

WOW! who woulda thunk???

 

[Bust]

Hope the dog survived . . . had em by neck

 

[Ares]

Pythonapocalypse was rejected by Syfy.

They said they need more of the snakes to be non-binary.

 

[The Hawk]

I've got this great friend of mine who lives in Valparaiso, Indiana. He liked to throw a line in the water before going to work in the morning and one day, he went down to the pier and was confronted by a deer in rut so to speak. He ended up battling the deer with his fishrod . You'd have to know my friend, Rich, to appreciate his telling of the story but it was fucking hilarious.

 

[HeHateMe]

I've got this great friend of mine who lives in Valparaiso, Indiana. He liked to throw a line in the water before going to work in the morning and one day, he went down to the pier and was confronted by a deer in rut so to speak. He ended up battling the deer with his fishrod . You'd have to know my friend, Rich, to appreciate his telling of the story but it was fucking hilarious.

Valparaiso is my undergrad alma mater. I remember in the town blotter there was a guy who got arrested for trying to rape a deer with a fishing pole. You have some messed up friends, son....

 

[ytsejam]

Huge Berlin aquarium bursts, spilling 1,500 fish onto road

The 1,500 fish from the aquarium died, said a spokesperson for the manager of the real-estate fund that owns the property. It was still unclear what had caused the structure to burst.

www.reuters.com

 

[ytsejam]

Los Angeles' celebrity mountain lion P-22 euthanized due to severe injuries, illness

Authorities said the cougar, who once roamed Griffith Park near the Hollywood sign, "had several severe injuries and chronic health problems."

www.usatoday.com

 

[ytsejam]

Officials: Colorado firm’s alfalfa cubes may kill horses

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — State and federal officials are warning horse owners not to feed their animals Top of the Rockies brand alfalfa cubes after nearly 100 horses have developed neurologic illnesses and 45 have died

www.wsplradio.com

 

[Ares]

I've started letting the chins out to run around the dinette area adjacent to my kitchen.

I just block it off with Amazon boxes lol but need to buy something more suitable like a stretching gate.

So anyways, to the interesting part.

I have one piece of furniture still in this dinette area, a free-standing cabinet/shelf, and it has a small gap at the back of the base into a small void underneath.

Originally I thought, its snug against the wall, they can't get back there, but I was wrong.

Oh well, I put a smaller box on one side because it fit between the cabinet and the wall in that corner perfectly, and then I put a server box up against the wall on the other side, its big heavy cardboard.

They knew they needed to move that server box and bashed themselves into it as a team to shimmy it so they could get back behind it and the cabinet.

Ok, so I take one of my barstool chairs and push that up against the box/wall.... surely this will settle the matter.

These little ******* smashed into that box enough times they forced it and the chair away from the wall so they could get behind the cabinet yet again.

I put the chair back in place, and put one of my 25lb weights on the chair, and they finally couldn't move it.

They also seem to actually know their names... when they'd go out of sight and chew on something I didn't like, I'd yell their name and they'd come to the cage door to see if they were in trouble.

Much smarter than I expected, very fun creatures.

 

[Urblock]

My cat would like to meet your little friends.

 

[ytsejam]

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan

COLUMBUS, GA—Drawing a blank just seconds after landing on the trunk of the Douglas fir, local domestic shorthair Butterscotch confirmed Thursday that clinging to the side of the Christmas tree was the extent of his plan. “Okay, so I’ve jumped halfway up the trunk of the tree and dug my nails...

www.theonion.com

 

[ytsejam]