That guy saw a buffalo. I got within 3 feet of a great blue Heron three times last month. Lucky he didn't gore me too. Almost hit big daddy when I startled him from hiding riding past. His dumbass kid thinks he's invisible at night when I ride by, or he's a damn lazy millennial.
Roadrunner got spooked out of hiding and ran next to me at arms length for about 50 yards before he found a hole in fence.
Saw a bunch of jack rabbits last week. 100 10 lb carp. 2 1 lb trout.
An egret this morning. 2 cats hunting birds. 1 hobo cat who lives at work.
Also at work, dog trainers pay to have class there. Saw 50 dogs. 22 inch brindled great Dane puppy.
1year old rotty. 20 poodle mixes. 20 Cattle dogs. A dozen pit mixes and a giant bull mastiff maybe 140 lbs. I touched him and he didn't like me so I sharted.
Also, two morning doves and almost took a quail to the face. I guess he's top gun and I'm the tower.
I dedicate this safari to Maggie Raptor.
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