Meatballs' preemptive excuses.

[MDB111™]

Welp. There was one last fart and some shit came out. So I'll continue on with these toilet thoughts here in this shitty thread.
I could use more fiber in my diet as I age.

 

[MDB111™]

Anyone ever use a bidet? Was thinking about installing one.

 

[MDB111™]

I know it's mostly a foreign device but I've heard they get the hiney shiney if ya know what I'm saying.

 

[MDB111™]

But my question is this...

So you jet flow your butt, and then it's wet right? So then you wipe? Seems redundant.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Anyone ever use a bidet? Was thinking about installing one.

Never used one but wet wipes for sure lol

 

[MDB111™]

Never used one but wet wipes for sure lol

I'm on a well. Do they make disposable, biodegradable wipes? I can't risk clogging my septic tank. That's a shitty situation if ya smell what I'm cooking.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Anyone ever use a bidet? Was thinking about installing one.

I prefer shit stains

 

[RubberBanMan]

Fuck all the players out tomorrow. The vikings suck and i personally believe fields is gonna light them up. Have some optimism people.

…but if he doesn’t light them up then fuck him, the pos! Can’t even light up an injured vikings team with grant and mooney

green font is green

 

[and 69 others]

So….anyone watch the new Spider-Man movie or wut?

 

[HeHateMe]

So….anyone watch the new Spider-Man movie or wut?

It's a cosmic gumbo.

 

[and 69 others]

It's a cosmic gumbo.

Looks like it, great reviews too