There is an annoying Mexican guy named Paco that plays a lot of poker here in Fort Wayne. He is just really mouthy and disrespectful to people. Every one I know that games has had a problem with him at some point or another. Well this chubby gay guy was playing cards with us the other night and Paco was drinking and being worse than usual and the gay guy kept winning hands against Paco , so Paco kept telling gay jokes and bashing this dude. And the gay guy was just a regular looking guy wasn't really flamboyant or the type that has to try to show how gay he is like the Parade guys with the penis shaped lolly pops. But anyway, We could all tell he was starting to get mad and then it happened! One of the best insults I have ever heard.
He won another hand against Paco and Paco said ,"looks like you got lucky again ya twinky fat fuck" and the gay guy said , "Hey ******, you wanna know how I got so fat?" Lol he said , "because every time I fucked your dad he gave me a cookie" :lmao: the table erupted !! Paco lost his mind and had to be taken out by security. Man I was seriously in tears laughing ,hell almost everyone was even the seemingly robotic dealer was Chuckling. It took about 5 min b4 we all got composed enough to start playing again.i guess he just couldn't stand losing to a gay guy . I haven't seen Paco since , so he is definitely embarrassed because he is a hard core gambling addict. Just wanted to share that gem of an insult.:rofl: