My Mom's Cat Is Staying With Us

[KittiesKorner]

I was sleeping like a virgin princess and the little ****** was scracthing on the guest room door so much we had to get up and give it water out of the faucet. So when I am awake and drunk at 9 AM today, I hope that cat remembers whose fault ti is

 

[DC]

I have a love/hate relationship with cats. Had an ok cat for the past decade with the wife, then picked up one that was great at first, then started attacking us. Many scars later, I had to put her down. I was in tears.

Next time it scratches, throw it outside.

 

[Popinski Soda]

Kittehs are good stuff. Have you tried petting the shit out of it?

 

[Shantz My Pants]

My psychology teacher in college told us how he only was asked one time to watch a buddies cat while they were out of town. He ended up classically conditioning the cat so that any time the doorbell rang the ****** jumped in the air, freaked out and ran away.

How so? He blew up a bunch of balloons, would ring the door bell, and then pop them near the cat. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a story.


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[xer0h0ur]

That is hilarious and fucked up.

 

[Popinski Soda]

My psychology teacher in college told us how he only was asked one time to watch a buddies cat while they were out of town. He ended up classically conditioning the cat so that any time the doorbell rang the ****** jumped in the air, freaked out and ran away.

How so? He blew up a bunch of balloons, would ring the door bell, and then pop them near the cat. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a story.


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Kittehs don't like any manner of conditioning; classical or otherwise.

 

[BNB]

I fell asleep with my girlfriend's cat, and it woke me up by biting my fuckin head so I can feed it. Of all ways it could wake me up, it chose to chew on my forehead.

 

[Urblock]

Love my cat. Don't know how to help this thread.

 

[Popinski Soda]

Love my cat. Don't know how to help this thread.

By posting several-terabytes worth of malicious images of it? Duh.

 

[Ares]

By posting several-terabytes worth of malicious images of it? Duh.

Does Urblock have a cat that is like 200 years old? Were they taking high def pictures of the cat when it was born? If so....

 

[Run the ball]

Don't you already have a cat? And do they get along?? I know I have 2, but they don't get along much with other cats.

 

[Scoot26]

Ahhh cats...I be allergic to cats.

 

[nvanprooyen]

My cat does that scratching thing all the time in the middle of the night. I hate that bastard. I usually toss him outside, so he can eat lizards and fight other animals (which is apparently what he likes to do at 3am).

 

[Ares]

Ahhh cats...I be allergic to cats.

I read dat like...

 

[KittiesKorner]

Don't you already have a cat? And do they get along?? I know I have 2, but they don't get along much with other cats.

We do and they don't get along at all. My mom's cat woke me up every hour on the hour from 3 to 6 am last night. Ah mondays

 

[Schmidtaki]

I read dat like...

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?




















































Aye Matey!

 

[clonetrooper264]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


Aye Matey!

 

[SilenceS]

Cats are **** suckers. There is like no reason for them. A Dog may be dumb from time to time but at least it will protect you and fucking sit next to you. **** cats.

 

[clonetrooper264]

Cats are the spawn of satan. Malicious beasts...

 

[BringBackDitka54]

I feel like if someone broke into your house, a dog would have your back. A cat would just try to sneak out the back door as quickly as possible.