My Mom's Cat Is Staying With Us

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Popinski said:
Sounds like a pretty bitchin' cat to me. :dunno:
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I don't really "hate" him. I will be sad when he is gone. It's more like "God, you are such an asshole...but I love you anyways". He does a lot of asshole stuff, but he has his good moments too.
 
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My male cat is a total asshole too, I understand what you're saying and agree. He likes to walk on top of our bed backboard and rock the damn frame on the wall in the middle of the night. I sometimes grab him and toss him across the bedroom .... "Loud cat noises, followed by thud on the wall". He's pretty quick though so he usually slips away and fucks off for the rest of the night.
 
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The most asshole things our cat has done...hmm.

She hooked my hand with her front paw (without claws) while sitting on her cat tree 'cause she wanted to lick the condensation off the side of my glass. She'll dring water out of her fountain, but she loves condensation so we use it as a treat.

She'll walk in front of my wife when she's watching something on her tablet when she wants attention.

She'll lick my hands while I'm playing the EA NHL game du jure.

But really for the most part she just does her own thing--only really scractches her cat tree and the scracthing pads/post, hasn't missed her litter box, doesn't bite or claw, goes after insects/spiders in the house, is perfectly content sitting with us when we watch TV, doesn't gorge herself so we can use an auto-feeder/waterer, and sleeps at the foot of the bed.
 
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I don't need a fucking self-righteous lecture on cat love. I'm the one hosting a guest cat, aren't I?

I like my mom's cat who is staying with us. Just not when she wakes me up at 3 AM on a Sunday, and fights with our cat.

Cunts.
 
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tardigrade said:
I don't need a fucking self-righteous lecture on cat love. I'm the one hosting a guest cat, aren't I?

I like my mom's cat who is staying with us. Just not when she wakes me up at 3 AM on a Sunday, and fights with our cat.

Cunts.
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Nah nah I think you mean "Pussies".
 
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Schmidtaki said:
Nah nah I think you mean "Pussies".
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:dealwithit:

I was an Infantryman in the Army (OEF I & II). But I gotcha; different strokes for different folks. No need to be a wanker about it though.

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Schmidtaki said:
Nah nah I think you mean "Pussies".
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Unless that was a play on words that I just figured out... :thinking:

lol I'm an ass.

Edit: If it was like a 50/50 thing though, like half-serious/half-kidding, then... well, you know: **** off. Kinda.
 
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tardigrade said:
I don't need a fucking self-righteous lecture on cat love. I'm the one hosting a guest cat, aren't I?

I like my mom's cat who is staying with us. Just not when she wakes me up at 3 AM on a Sunday, and fights with our cat.

Cunts.
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I wanted to post Triumph's brilliant "Cats are Cunts" video here but it's been expunged from the interwebz almost like it was a Paris Hilton sex video.
 
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I will trade you my dog for your Mom's cat. ****** is crazy tonight. Cat sits on the back of the couch and flips him off.
 
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You know, you could kill that cat and just return it to your mom and it will still have 8 lives left.
 
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You could also take that cat, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass vagina . . . then push it back out and you'll have feline filled poontang pie!
 
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