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You talking about horses or women?
You talking about horses or women?
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Horses are stupid, stupid assholes.
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Both.
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That's what I assumed.
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Does the same go for Pigeon women?
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"I LOVE HORSEBACK RIDING" (condom required) and "I LOVE BAREBACK RIDING" (sans condom).
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That hurts my feelings malcore.
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Well, there's no need for name calling.
Besides, my assumption says more about me than it does about you.
I hope it's only a flesh wound.
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I dated a girl who's best friend loved horses. She was stunning, perfect face and body, and completely out of her fucking mind. No guy could tolerate her for more than a few months.
That was when I perfected the ability to check out women without the GF noticing.
That was when I perfected the ability to check out women without the GF noticing.
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Good months.
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I never dated one that was into horsed but I learned quickly to stay away from the ones who go on and on about being dancers, or how they used to be dancers. Not talking strippers, more the ones who took a few jazz or classical dance classes and decided they could have been on the stage if they really wanted to. Those ones are crazier than shithouse rats.
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I don't trust any quadruped that manages to fall over as often as horses do. They're pretty fucking stupid and have outlived any real usefulness as a pack animal.
Probably doesn't help that one of my exes was thrown from her horse and broke her arm/tore her rotator cuff. Then her mother was rolled over by a different horse shattering her pelvis (drove her to the hospital after that incident). The aunt in that family got the boot from her horse and 13 reconstructive surgeries later still looks like she has a horse shoe imprinted on her face.
So yeah, horses are fucking Special person and chicks that are obsessed with them are clearly lunatics.
Probably doesn't help that one of my exes was thrown from her horse and broke her arm/tore her rotator cuff. Then her mother was rolled over by a different horse shattering her pelvis (drove her to the hospital after that incident). The aunt in that family got the boot from her horse and 13 reconstructive surgeries later still looks like she has a horse shoe imprinted on her face.
So yeah, horses are fucking Special person and chicks that are obsessed with them are clearly lunatics.
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I think we have shed some light into this topic.
Why are horse girls crazy? Money...care more about animals than people...
Lets look at the horse. Its a spiritual animal that senses mental illness and tends to bless those people. Or rather, if you are alert and straight forward and you come up to a horse all confident and assertive it might not let you. But if it senses you are weak or disturbed it can sorta know your intentions are just love and it isn't afraid, you are needy and so the horse is like whatever.
Anyway...something goes on where crazy girl like horse cuz horse like crazy girl.
Why are horse girls crazy? Money...care more about animals than people...
Lets look at the horse. Its a spiritual animal that senses mental illness and tends to bless those people. Or rather, if you are alert and straight forward and you come up to a horse all confident and assertive it might not let you. But if it senses you are weak or disturbed it can sorta know your intentions are just love and it isn't afraid, you are needy and so the horse is like whatever.
Anyway...something goes on where crazy girl like horse cuz horse like crazy girl.
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Less crack Rask, not more, less...
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Negative, ghost rider. My fiance and stepdaughter both really dig horses and neither of them are crazy.
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now I feel like a crazy girl, guess I'll go play with my horse flesh.
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Probably still better than paying twenty bucks to see Jurassic World.
Horses are blessed creatures. However, this thread is about the OP only able to attract crazy women and a need to blame horses over it.
(seriously...horses)
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Hottest chick from my high school class was/is super into horses. Never hooked up with her, but my buddy did and he was telling me that her craziness outweighs her attractiveness, which is saying something.