Need confirmation if girls that love horses = crazy

[DaaBears]

As a former racehorse owner, I just loved it when a girl was assigned to take care of my horses in the stable. They love the horses like their own children. They sleep with them when they are sick.

I am pretty much the same way with dogs.

 

[ijustposthere]

I'm trying to determine if this thread is about **********.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I dated a girl that had 4 horses.
2 regular ones and 2 that midgets ride in circuses.
She was fucking nuts.

 

[airtime143]

As a former racehorse owner, I just loved it when a girl was assigned to take care of my horses in the stable. They love the horses like their own children. They sleep with them when they are sick.

I am pretty much the same way with dogs.

You sound like a good guy... my dogs are my kids.

My lady has always been a horse owner, and is sane as can be.
There is a massive upside to being with a woman who owns a horse.
What has gone unsaid in this thread is that if you can find a girl that can keep a horse and afford a good standard of living, that woman makes bank and is a good catch.
Additionally, if you wind up with a horse owner, she cannot bat an eye on how you spend your cash- they are dumping a minimum of 750 bucks a month on their hobby, so they cannot say shit about how you spend money.
The great body and strong legs are another massive plus.
there is a degree of athleticism that goes in to riding/maintaining a horse, and that means you have an active woman rather than a couch potato.


DaaBears- do you still have friends in the industry? We are currently in the market for a thouroghbred that has been lightly raced and is looking for a home.
we are actively searching CANTER and other adoption/rescue sites, but the right one hasnt come up.
Looking for around 17 hands and up to 30 or 40 races max.

 

[DaaBears]

You sound like a good guy... my dogs are my kids.

My lady has always been a horse owner, and is sane as can be.
There is a massive upside to being with a woman who owns a horse.
What has gone unsaid in this thread is that if you can find a girl that can keep a horse and afford a good standard of living, that woman makes bank and is a good catch.
Additionally, if you wind up with a horse owner, she cannot bat an eye on how you spend your cash- they are dumping a minimum of 750 bucks a month on their hobby, so they cannot say shit about how you spend money.
The great body and strong legs are another massive plus.
there is a degree of athleticism that goes in to riding/maintaining a horse, and that means you have an active woman rather than a couch potato.


DaaBears- do you still have friends in the industry? We are currently in the market for a thouroghbred that has been lightly raced and is looking for a home.
we are actively searching CANTER and other adoption/rescue sites, but the right one hasnt come up.
Looking for around 17 hands and up to 30 or 40 races max.

I have owned about 30-40 standardbreds race horses, but not thoroughbreds. I am in New Jersey, and in my area this is a huge demand for people like you to adopt a horse that is done racing. I would think there should be hundreds available from you to pick from. I am not sure who the right people are to talk to, I do have plenty of friends in the stardardbred and thoroughbred industries. I will certainly ask around when I see them, probably will over the 4th of July weekend.

 

[airtime143]

I have owned about 30-40 standardbreds race horses, but not thoroughbreds. I am in New Jersey, and in my area this is a huge demand for people like you to adopt a horse that is done racing. I would think there should be hundreds available from you to pick from. I am not sure who the right people are to talk to, I do have plenty of friends in the stardardbred and thoroughbred industries. I will certainly ask around when I see them, probably will over the 4th of July weekend.

Good deal- I would appreciate that.
They are not as common as you might think in chicago anyway... she is headed to ohio and penslvania this weekend to look at a couple.
I guess the adoption place she is looking through is trying to get up and running at arlington, so there may be an influx of new options when that occurs.
If you come across anything or if you know of any good orgs. that place them, I would very much appreciate the info.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I don't know if this has been discussed, but the girl I dated with 4 horses had a mother from the seventh level of hell.
She was insane.
Never liked me from the day we met. I tried to get along with her and she was a pile of hot, fiery dumpsters. She hated me so much that she ran into my car and continued to destroy the entire driver's side after she backed into it. We had gone out using my girlfriend's car (she was living at home at the time-- I was 19) and my car was a shitty mess. Her dad was cool as hell. He was waiting in the garage and explained what happened with a sort of humorous look in his eyes, not believing it either.
Her mom went out, fucked up my car, went shopping, came home and went to bed.
**** her and her nutty ass horse fucking daughter.

 

[LordKOTL]

Negative, ghost rider. My fiance and stepdaughter both really dig horses and neither of them are crazy.

I get the feelig you typed this while being held hostage.

I'm trying to determine if this thread is about **********.

No one has brought up Enumclaw, yet. For those unintitiated in Enumclaw, Washington, some dude went to this farm where people could have sex with animals, and ended up dying of a perforated colon when he got ramrodded by a horse. It caused the state to have to enact a ********** law since there was nothing on the books yet.

 

[Urblock]

I don't know if this has been discussed, but the girl I dated with 4 horses had a mother from the seventh level of hell.
She was insane.
Never liked me from the day we met. I tried to get along with her and she was a pile of hot, fiery dumpsters. She hated me so much that she ran into my car and continued to destroy the entire driver's side after she backed into it. We had gone out using my girlfriend's car (she was living at home at the time-- I was 19) and my car was a shitty mess. Her dad was cool as hell. He was waiting in the garage and explained what happened with a sort of humorous look in his eyes, not believing it either.
Her mom went out, fucked up my car, went shopping, came home and went to bed.
**** her and her nutty ass horse fucking daughter.

:lmao:

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I don't know if this has been discussed, but the girl I dated with 4 horses had a mother from the seventh level of hell.
She was insane.
Never liked me from the day we met. I tried to get along with her and she was a pile of hot, fiery dumpsters. She hated me so much that she ran into my car and continued to destroy the entire driver's side after she backed into it. We had gone out using my girlfriend's car (she was living at home at the time-- I was 19) and my car was a shitty mess. Her dad was cool as hell. He was waiting in the garage and explained what happened with a sort of humorous look in his eyes, not believing it either.
Her mom went out, fucked up my car, went shopping, came home and went to bed.
**** her and her nutty ass horse fucking daughter.

Did she pay for it? If not you should have one upped her and burned her house down.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Did she pay for it? If not you should have one upped her and burned her house down.

Insurance paid for it.
The car technically was titled under my dad, so the awkward calls to her mom were even better. After a while I handed the phone to my dad and said "You deal with the crazy *****." Luckily, the relationship ended shortly after.
My experience is only with one woman that liked horses, but after that I wasn't going to double down.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I have also discovered that women with 0 horses can be crazier.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I have also discovered that women with 0 horses can be crazier.

So youre saying that any woman can be crazy? This is some incredible breaking news.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

So youre saying that any woman can be crazy? This is some incredible breaking news.

The unfortunate part is that crazy comes in all sorts of flavors and can be hidden until the right moment.
It's better to see crazy coming at you rather than triggering crazy.
I usually rate craziness on a scale of 0-5 (0 being completely sane and 5 being insanely batshit). I have yet to meet a 0 and think that those women exist with Jesus and unicorns.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

The unfortunate part is that crazy comes in all sorts of flavors and can be hidden until the right moment.
It's better to see crazy coming at you rather than triggering crazy.
I usually rate craziness on a scale of 0-5 (0 being completely sane and 5 being insanely batshit). I have yet to meet a 0 and think that those women exist with Jesus and unicorns.

So 0's only exist in brett's world

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

So 0's only exist in brett's world

I even think Brett would somewhat agree with my logic.
5s are also a rarity. Those are the Glenn Close boiling rabbits, moms driving their station wagons full of kids into ponds and women that like to lop of cocks and throw them out of moving vehicles.

 

[Jester]

It's true, horse loving women are crazy but crazy women are great in bed, especially the angry ones. Most women are nuts though. I love women though, they make the world sooo much more interesting. I just don't want one living with me on a full time basis.

 

[Raskolnikov]

Well.....I'm in court and trial right now facing 2.5 years. My ex (who won't get back together but won't let me date anyone else) is the only witness, but she is so crazy she thinks she is helping and they will just drop things if she keeps telling her side of the story. But she is capable of delusions, and her little miss innocent side of the story has gone from the 9 drinks she actually had, to 1 drink now. She had "1 drink and is a non-confrontational person." She claims she tried to avoid me and I just attacked her, when in reality she engaged me, pushed me, and tried to lock me out in the cold at midnight with no clothes, money, or place to go. I pushed back to prevent lock out. She was a wasted zombie I found downtown laying on a trash bag in an allie claiming she was just trying to get away from me. Of course I'm trying to help her into a cab and she is uncooperative.

I mean nine drinks has turned into she only had 1 guys..... I'm so fucked. She claims 1 martini, however, we stopped at 2 breweries before we ever made it to a bar with martini's. Where she had 2, straight. Basically vodka and olives to the brim. Neat. or whatever. I remember she had two because we stayed extra long to see the end of Wisconsin vs Kentucky NCAA m that night. The beer she had had coffee notes in it. The one I had was called "The Wizard". Then at the 4th bar she was managing a drink on the dance floor. Fucking completely crazy nut who then loses touch with reality and ends up talking to the police while I was sleeping outside next to a snow pile in a bush.

They want to award her 50,000 and put me away for two years. **** this world.

 

[Ares]

Well.....I'm in court and trial right now facing 2.5 years. My ex (who won't get back together but won't let me date anyone else) is the only witness, but she is so crazy she thinks she is helping and they will just drop things if she keeps telling her side of the story. But she is capable of delusions, and her little miss innocent side of the story has gone from the 9 drinks she actually had, to 1 drink now. She had "1 drink and is a non-confrontational person." She claims she tried to avoid me and I just attacked her, when in reality she engaged me, pushed me, and tried to lock me out in the cold at midnight with no clothes, money, or place to go. I pushed back to prevent lock out. She was a wasted zombie I found downtown laying on a trash bag in an allie claiming she was just trying to get away from me. Of course I'm trying to help her into a cab and she is uncooperative.

I mean nine drinks has turned into she only had 1 guys..... I'm so fucked. She claims 1 martini, however, we stopped at 2 breweries before we ever made it to a bar with martini's. Where she had 2, straight. Basically vodka and olives to the brim. Neat. or whatever. I remember she had two because we stayed extra long to see the end of Wisconsin vs Kentucky NCAA m that night. The beer she had had coffee notes in it. The one I had was called "The Wizard". Then at the 4th bar she was managing a drink on the dance floor. Fucking completely crazy nut who then loses touch with reality and ends up talking to the police while I was sleeping outside next to a snow pile in a bush.

They want to award her 50,000 and put me away for two years. **** this world.

I'm sorry to hear it Raskbro

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Well.....I'm in court and trial right now facing 2.5 years. My ex (who won't get back together but won't let me date anyone else) is the only witness, but she is so crazy she thinks she is helping and they will just drop things if she keeps telling her side of the story. But she is capable of delusions, and her little miss innocent side of the story has gone from the 9 drinks she actually had, to 1 drink now. She had "1 drink and is a non-confrontational person." She claims she tried to avoid me and I just attacked her, when in reality she engaged me, pushed me, and tried to lock me out in the cold at midnight with no clothes, money, or place to go. I pushed back to prevent lock out. She was a wasted zombie I found downtown laying on a trash bag in an allie claiming she was just trying to get away from me. Of course I'm trying to help her into a cab and she is uncooperative.

I mean nine drinks has turned into she only had 1 guys..... I'm so fucked. She claims 1 martini, however, we stopped at 2 breweries before we ever made it to a bar with martini's. Where she had 2, straight. Basically vodka and olives to the brim. Neat. or whatever. I remember she had two because we stayed extra long to see the end of Wisconsin vs Kentucky NCAA m that night. The beer she had had coffee notes in it. The one I had was called "The Wizard". Then at the 4th bar she was managing a drink on the dance floor. Fucking completely crazy nut who then loses touch with reality and ends up talking to the police while I was sleeping outside next to a snow pile in a bush.

They want to award her 50,000 and put me away for two years. **** this world.

Damn, that sucks big time. I knew this crazy lady who intentionally cut herself and made herself bleed and tried to blame it on the guy. Unfortunately, the system is such that the male usually gets screwed in domestic violence confrontations, even when he is completely innocent. Good luck to you.