Octopus gets crabby

[ruprecht]

Dolphin.

It was a shark and if I wasn't so lazy I'd prove it.

 

[-Cago34-]

Baby dolphin.

 

[HeHateMe]

Also, the carcasses make for good shark fishing. Unless you are with the remy clan in which case you just punch them.

Why "fish" for sharks when you can just wait for them to swim up the beach and into a nearby mangrove? They usually get stuck and eaten by forest crabs, but if you get there first....

 

[Tjodalv]

Was anyone else kind of sad when this thread didn't turn out to concern a bond villain with pubic lice? **** you people and your slightly vague thread titling.

 

[Urblock]

We still have our dolphin fighter.

 

[Globetrotter]

A few years back I was swimming in Key West with the wife. We ended up making our way to a bunch of large rocks sticking a few feet out of the water. I'm sitting on a rock that's a few inches under water while my wife is climbing around on the rocks behind me. I feel a tap on my shoulder expecting it to be my wife and turn around to see her like 10 feet away with her back turned. I look down and there's an enormous (likely exaggerating) octopus with a few tentacles all the way up my back and he's just looking at me like "this is my rock, bro"..scared the absolute shit out of me.

They're delicious, but poorly cooked octopus usually ruins it for people.

 

[ruprecht]

Why "fish" for sharks when you can just wait for them to swim up the beach and into a nearby mangrove? They usually get stuck and eaten by forest crabs, but if you get there first....

I dont much like the sound of these tree crabs you guys keep talking about.

 

[-Cago34-]

A few years back I was swimming in Key West with the wife. We ended up making our way to a bunch of large rocks sticking a few feet out of the water. I'm sitting on a rock that's a few inches under water while my wife is climbing around on the rocks behind me. I feel a tap on my shoulder expecting it to be my wife and turn around to see her like 10 feet away with her back turned. I look down and there's an enormous (likely exaggerating) octopus with a few tentacles all the way up my back and he's just looking at me like "this is my rock, bro"..scared the absolute shit out of me.

They're delicious, but poorly cooked octopus usually ruins it for people.

I bet you expelled some shit spores into your board shorts, I know I would have. Being in the water though, at least you didn't have to worry about a crab getting you.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Completely off topic, but question for Cago -

Have you ever trolled for wild boar? I mean, not in the open ocean, that would be ridiculous. But like in the Florida swamps? I've heard there are good spots to find boar because they eat a lot of gators and snakes...

 

[botfly10]

[video=youtube;OqDUhnTkBPg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDUhnTkBPg[/video]

This would be more cute if I didn't know both animals were gon wind up on a bed of fried rice.

 

[botfly10]

I bet you expelled some shit spores into your board shorts, I know I would have. Being in the water though, at least you didn't have to worry about a crab getting you.

fuckin shit spores

hate those things

 

[ijustposthere]

Is it safe to say Jameis Winston owns an octopus?