**OFFICAIL** Bears 2024 Regular Season News & Schleisse - FTO Preferred - No ALTS! Derailing Is Discouraged!

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Good thing Poles and the Bears staff flew down to GA instead of focusing on FA

Good lord do you suck.

 

[Discus fish salesman]

Carter is making it really hard for anyone to want to draft him. I fully expect KC to take him and have the most dominant interior in the league with him and Jones

 

[Dejo]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1636002821236563972

 

[wazzupi]

Good thing Poles and the Bears staff flew down to GA instead of focusing on FA

Don't quit your day job.

 

[SugarWalls]

Remember when carter was fat and out of shape for the CFP? Absolutely shocked he’s out of shape for his pro day ?

 

[Nelly]

Jalen Carter has wrapped himself in a red flag and set it on fire. Wow.

It's a setup. This is Poles and Carter getting together to make sure he falls to #9. Poles' brilliance knows no bounds.

 

[Enasic]

McShay is loving this

 

[Dejo]

Flus with the semi squint on this one… some squint anticipation…. Homie is typically in full squint mode by now.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1635996079568060416

BS aside, he is always squinting and may need to get some glasses, the more you know

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1636011810309431297

 

[monkforasia]

Carter scares me. His work ethic scares me. I would stay far away from him as possible.

 

[dabears70]

 

[Dumpster Fire]

Poles should just get an account here and give us a play-by-play on the offseason. It would be preferable to the chorus of weeping cunts channeling their insecurities into their own fictional offseason running commentary.

"Why did POLE(sucker) panic and sign Travis Homer minutes after Monty left town? Our GM fuckin' sucks! Why is POLE(rider) going to Georgia, doesn't he know the official start of free agency is today? He's going to be wasting time eating a mini box of Frosted Flakes at the Days Inn complimentary breakfast buffet rather than making free agent deals! The sky is fucking falling, y'all!"

 

[MDB111™]

Ezekiel Elliot is going to get released.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Remember when carter was fat and out of shape for the CFP? Absolutely shocked he’s out of shape for his pro day ?

I really didn’t want to believe that especially cause there was a good chance he would be a bear. But everytime they showed him on the sideline looked like he was having an asthma attack.

 

[Mighty Joe Young]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1635998251533885449

 

[dabears70]

I believe that was a 7th

What was it our 2024 7th? I just figured since we have no 6th this year but have our 7th that it was a 6th.

 

[The Big Grabowski]

I could use a laugh this morning and I thought you could too.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1635752170003005441

 

[Hawkeye OG]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1635995668903870464

I get it. Stress eating gets the best of all of us

 

[Bearly]

Carter scares me. His work ethic scares me. I would stay far away from him as possible.

It's working!
jk. He's not helping anyone with this.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Ezekiel Elliot is going to get released.

Sign him.