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Despite the cold, it's nice seeing the sun out in consecutive days. v-:
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Next you're gonna have a "Jay Cutler isn't so bad" avatar and then the Apocalypse will start
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Ares be raging at badly written code.
For all you coders out there remember: CODING PRACTICES MATTER
For all you coders out there remember: CODING PRACTICES MATTER
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He was real mud
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That's pretty much what happened
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Give him a pigeon, he'll be alright.
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Use Camel Case and underscores in naming things? Check
Use field/table/procedure names that are like 8 words long? Check
Do NOT abbreviate ANY of the words in field/table/procedure names? Check
Use views of tables that are simply "select * from table"? Check
Use synonyms of tables or procedures that have reasonable names? Check
Leave error time bombs in your own code so when I run it in production it fucking tells me "This code cannot be run past 12/31/2014" EVEN THOUGH ITS STILL 12/31/2014 RIGHT FUCKING NOW? Check
http://img.pandawhale.com/49010-****-everything-Dalek-gif-Mkgo.gif
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Exec strings of SQL that are not dynamic? DOUBLE FUCKING CHECK
Manually open and commit transactions like this is still SQL Server 2000 and cause hung transactions to block shit all the time when I don't remember to manually commit a failed transaction? TRIPLE FUCKING CHECK
Use field/table/procedure names that are like 8 words long? Check
Do NOT abbreviate ANY of the words in field/table/procedure names? Check
Use views of tables that are simply "select * from table"? Check
Use synonyms of tables or procedures that have reasonable names? Check
Leave error time bombs in your own code so when I run it in production it fucking tells me "This code cannot be run past 12/31/2014" EVEN THOUGH ITS STILL 12/31/2014 RIGHT FUCKING NOW? Check
http://img.pandawhale.com/49010-****-everything-Dalek-gif-Mkgo.gif
EDIT:
Exec strings of SQL that are not dynamic? DOUBLE FUCKING CHECK
Manually open and commit transactions like this is still SQL Server 2000 and cause hung transactions to block shit all the time when I don't remember to manually commit a failed transaction? TRIPLE FUCKING CHECK
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I'm telling you dude, it's running in Australian time
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Ares. Have a moz stick and chill the **** out otherwise you will end up like me and no one here wants that.
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(I do have a whole box of Moz sticks sitting in my freezer mane)
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Suburb Chipotle >>>>> City Chipotle
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Whats with all the nerd shit going on in here?
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