They do say "Happy Wife, Happy Life." Just hope the ChiSox don't try to point out they'd still live Chicago as a sell point. Of course they will, unless that would be considered tampering.
Maybe this is just me being cynical but I never believe talk of the sox spending money because when have they? ESPN has a FA tracker going back to 2006. Here's the FA who've got more than $10 mil from the sox
2006 - No one
2007 - Scott Linebrink 4/$19 mil, Octavio Dotel 2/$11
2008 - no one
2009 - no one
2010 - Jesse Crain 3/$13, Adam Dunn 4/$56, Paul Konerko 3/$37
2011 - no one
2012 - Jeff Keppinger 3/$12
2013 - no one
2014 - Melky Cabrera 3/$42, Zach Duke 3/$15, Adam LaRoache 2/$25, David Robertson 4/$46
2015 - no one
2016 - no one
2017 - Welington Castillo 2/$15
This doesn't have Abreu in it presumably because he was an IFA. But when you look at it like this it's pretty striking. You had $14 mil AAV on dunn, $12.3 on Pauly, $14 on Melky, $12.5 on LaRoache, and $11.5 on Robertson. They've never even approached $20 mil let alone $30 mil AAV that some are suggesting Harper will get.
Again maybe I'm just too cynical but this stinks to me of their FO putting rumors out there that they tried to get a big fish they have no intention of actually signing because jerry never signs big FAs. The cheap moniker is well earned.