My first thought was that you are a fucking Special person. But I can't say that because of these new rules, so I won't call you a fucking Special person. But, then I read the thread and thought, good he's not a fucking Special person(when you said no). Then you said move Colvin to 1st and I thought, okay, he is a fucking Special person. But, I won't call you a fucking Special person. Then, you said let Jackson make the team out of Spring Training and I realized that you are not a fucking Special person, you are in fact, a super-mega fucking Special person. But, I am not calling you a super-mega fucking Special person.
Why in the hell would you have Jackson make the team out of ST? He is no where close to being ready. Major League pitchers would eat him alive. Stop thinking everyone is Castro, because Waldo, I have news for you, they aren't. You can't rush these kids, or else they won't amount to shit. Think before you post Waldo. And before you make up some bull-shit excuse, you can take the extra 4 seconds it takes to think about what you're writing. People will actually respect you, something not even your parents do.
We would give the pirates a run for last place. It'd be like 2006, only worse.