pet peeves

[Monster]

On second thought... **** it.

 

[Tater]

People that pullout in front of you when there is not one vehicle behind you. No, they have to pull out and slow you down, because they are that damn important.

x2 Especially when they wait a couple seconds before pulling out.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Replace the fucking toilet paper.
Or I'm wiping my ass on your new dress.
Signed:
Your husband that poops way more than he should.

 

[SweetHomeChicago]

Replace the fucking toilet paper.
Or I'm wiping my ass on your new dress.
Signed:
Your husband that poops way more than he should.

Or putting on the toilet paper roll backwards.

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[BlackHawkPaul]

Or putting on the toilet paper roll backwards.

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It's always on the right way in my house, because my wife must like wiping her ass with things other than toilet paper, because it's gone forever if I don't replace it. I actually put a new roll on when the roll is halfway gone and set the smaller roll on the new roll because my wife is the devil in this regard.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I texted B&B on 670 and they read this one on air:
My wife is the queen of letting bananas go rotten. She will not eat a banana if it has even a speck of brown on it, meaning she will then not discard them, so I tend to find an all brown banana that will disintegrate into baby food in my hands when I'm tasked to throw it away.

Eat your stupid fucking bananas.

 

[Ares]

I texted B&B on 670 and they read this one on air:
My wife is the queen of letting bananas go rotten. She will not eat a banana if it has even a speck of brown on it, meaning she will then not discard them, so I tend to find an all brown banana that will disintegrate into baby food in my hands when I'm tasked to throw it away.

Eat your stupid fucking bananas.

Use dat shit to make banana muffins....

 

[DrGonzo]

People who won't square their turns, so I take my life into my hands every time I turn right at a two-way stop.

People who cut you off to force their way in front of you when there are literally 10 - 20 car lengths worth of room behind you.

People who speed up to keep you from merging when you are going the same speed as the traffic flow.

People who put a tiny little carry-on in the overhead bin instead of under their seat and then yell "don't touch my $2000 bag" if you try to move it over to make room for a suitcase.

People at the gym who stand next to the equipment looking at their phones and then say "I'm using that, brah" if you try to work-in for a brief set.

People who feel the Trump candidacy means they can now fly giant dixie flags from the backs of their trucks.

 

[winos5]

The reams of useless paperwork the school district sends home to be filled out for ur kids every school year, even though nothing has changed since last year.

 

[truthbedamned]

You must live in a very backwards area to have people that still use checks for a purchase.

Very true. Northern California

 

[didshereallysaythat]

Traffic pet peeves:
- People in the left turn lane that wait 5 seconds to turn when the light finally turns green which causes atleast 5 cars to unnecessarily get caught in the red arrow till the next cycle.
- Revving the engine while at a stop light.
- Going slow in the left lane.
- When you are going fast in the left lane ahead of the flow of traffic and someone zooms behind you trying to literally go 100 and then they blame you for not getting over so they can go 100. **** you, I will call the cops on your ass before I be your *****.
- When there is a line to get on the exit ramp to the right and cars will merge at the last second and cut off 100 people.
- People that honk in traffic jams as if someone is magically going to make it better.

Gym pet peeves:
- Working out in office attire.
- Hogging multiple machines / benches at once thinking they can do supersets and no one else can do anything until they are done.
- Hogging the squat rack for 30 minutes.
- Wearing tight spandex like clothes.
- Grunting obnoxiously.
- Carrying around duffel bags on gym equipment and supplements that they are not even using.
- Bringing free weights to machine and or cardio areas and not returning them.

Bathroom pet peeves:
- Grunting or gasping when they can't take a shit.
- Pee on toilet.
- Stuffing a lb of toilet paper in toilet and saying **** it.
- People that have a conversation in the bathroom for minutes on end.

Miscellaneous pet peeves:
- At work when people have a conversation standing right outside your cube for minutes on end.
- People at the drive through that don't know what they want.
- White minivans and wagons. Only because there is a 99% change that the driver doesn't know how to drive.
- Fat people that blame outside circumstances for why they are fat.
- Women that think that if they touch heavy weights, they will bulk up magically.
- People that make fun of other people because their sports team lost.

 

[Desperado34]

Do you find that most people in your life dislike you?

Quite the opposite, I'm the most popular motha fucka you'll ever meet

 

[RacerX]

Fat people in drive thrus. Like you can't go inside and move around? Seriously?

People who sit in drive thrus when theirs no wait inside. People who order a million things in a drive thru instead of going inside when all I want is a coffee.

**** em

You cannot possibly get a quality cup of coffee in a drive through, amiright?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

So desbro is complaining about people ordering A LOT of food in the drive thru because it interferes with him getting a simple item like a coffee....why don't you walk inside and get a coffee then? it'll take 2 seconds. You hate yourself by your logic since you are using the drive thru like a fat person.

I also feel like the drive thru is probably best suited for people with larger orders because they don't have to walk with the multiple bags back to their cars.

 

[gpphat]

Fat people in drive thrus. Like you can't go inside and move around? Seriously?

People who sit in drive thrus when theirs no wait inside. People who order a million things in a drive thru instead of going inside when all I want is a coffee.

**** em

So you are too lazy to go inside and get your coffee so you get annoyed because others are just as lazy as yourself

 

[SweetHomeChicago]

So you are too lazy to go inside and get your coffee so you get annoyed because others are just as lazy as yourself

Special person logic is Special person.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

People who send work emails with ALOT of exclamation marks. Example:

"Yeah, that sounds great!!!! Let me know what you want to do!!"

For fucks sake, why are you so excited?

 

[RacerX]

Des: buy a bean grinder, source some tasty beans (my favorite: http://ritual.myshopify.com/collections/coffee-beans), and purchase a French Press (prefer the SterlingPro Pear Shape Doublewall Stainless Steel Mirror Finish French Coffee Press (35-ounce)).

Problem solved!!!

 

[gpphat]

Special person logic is Special person.

I can picture despbro sitting in his dad's Chevy Malibu mumbling under his breath "look at this lazy cuck, taking forever to order. They are probably fat and don't even have a chin growth. A buddy of mine once told me only fat people take forever to order in the drive thru lane. Too lazy to walk inside...all i want is my 8th latte of the morning, how hard is it to go inside and move a little bit. The walk from the parking lot to the inside should cancel out the 3 donuts they are going to down. I should probably tell the guys on CCS, they will probably relate to me in the same way"

 

[Novak]

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