Picking up a new Audi Monday

[Burque]

No, I got the dealer to use incentives from a "purchase program" on a "lease program". This is why I'm a world class negotiator

You're certainly a world class... A world class idiot.

 

[Burque]

The great one never care if they are liked. I learned that from a business mentor over 40 years ago

For someone that doesn't care if they are liked you sure do brag a lot.

 

[Urblock]

He's having fun and you guys are helping. Fucking great.

 

[HeHateMe]

He's having fun and you guys are helping. Fucking great.

What???

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

The great ones never care if they are liked. I learned that from a business mentor over 40 years ago

Alright, head on at 90 mph next time just to make sure the job gets done. Go get it, Tiger!

 

[BearFanJohn]

For someone that doesn't care if they are liked you sure do brag a lot.

Over compensation for many deficiencies. And the above post is right. He’s insecure and we are falling for his trolling.

 

[gpphat]

Just picked it up today

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Imagine standing in a dealership showroom, placing two pieces of paper with CCS mods usernames written on them and taking a picture to try and convince a bunch of guys you don't even know that you bought a car. All while not proving you bought the car.

I have seen some sad displays on CCS (see @Warden of the Northeast bragging about undergarment purchases, see any @msadows or @dabears70 post) but this one here has to take the cake.

 

[HeHateMe]

Imagine standing in a dealership showroom, placing two pieces of paper with CCS mods usernames written on them and taking a picture to try and convince a bunch of guys you don't even know that you bought a car. All while not proving you bought the car.

I have seen some sad displays on CCS (see @Warden of the Northeast bragging about undergarment purchases, see any @msadows or @dabears70 post) but this one here has to take the cake.

Seriously. At least ask the salesman if you can take a pic with your dweeby sign INSIDE of the car you are not buying..

 

[Burque]

Seriously. At least ask the salesman if you can take a pic with your dweeby sign INSIDE of the car you are not buying..

They wouldn't let him inside of the car.

 

[HeHateMe]

They wouldn't let him inside of the car.

Yeah this is a step above @CRM 114 posting an Arbies receipt for a meat mountain from 5 years ago as proof he just ate one, but it still is pretty lame...

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Imagine standing in a dealership showroom, placing two pieces of paper with CCS mods usernames written on them and taking a picture to try and convince a bunch of guys you don't even know that you bought a car. All while not proving you bought the car.

I have seen some sad displays on CCS (see @Warden of the Northeast bragging about undergarment purchases, see any @msadows or @dabears70 post) but this one here has to take the cake.

If I was going to do something this lame, I would atleast wait until the car was in my driveway and not embarrass myself at a dealership by taking a picture of some dweeby signs.

 

[gpphat]

If I was going to do something this lame, I would atleast wait until the car was in my driveway and not embarrass myself at a dealership by taking a picture of some dweeby signs.

I bet the salesmen were all cracking up...

Salesman 1 - "You know that geriatric guy who keeps coming in, staring at the cars in the showroom, and mumbles to himself?"

Saleswoman 2 - "The one that says sexist and racist things that we have just started ignoring?"

1 - "Yeah, that one...look at him now, he is placing some papers on that A8 saying 'that will show them'"

2- "Should we call security again? I don't want him to crap himself like last time"

1 - "I'll go tell him that the waiting area is the VIP lounge again and get him a cup of coffee"

 

[Burque]

Yeah this is a step above @CRM 114 posting an Arbies receipt for a meat mountain from 5 years ago as proof he just ate one, but it still is pretty lame...

Well, as we all know, @CRM 114 is pretty lame when it comes to talking about lunch and identifiers.

 

[Omeletpants]

Urblock, I just have one thing to say: LOLOLOLOLOLO

 

[nvanprooyen]

I just bought a new Gulfstream G550. Negotiated $27 million off their asking price.

 

[Ares]

I just bought a new Gulfstream G550. Negotiated $27 million off their asking price.

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Can u come pick me up?

I will return to the @nvanprooyen homestead for some kind of delicious feast.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Also, is no one going to comment that omelet's handwriting looks like a cross between a 3rd grader's and a serial killer?

 

[MDB111™]

I also just negotiated like a boss $92.00 off a used lathe down at the thrift shop. This baby is at least $799 full retail.
Suck on that omelet.
And my sale was real too so there is that.

 

[BearFanJohn]

What? No pictures outside the dealership? Shocking,

 

[puckthefackers]

Buying a new car is not a wise financial move. The smart play is certified pre-owned.