Picking up a new Audi Monday

[Omeletpants]

Buying a new car is not a wise financial move. The smart play is certified pre-owned.

And food is a depreciating asset. The money is of no concern

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Just picked it up today

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This is one of the most pathetic posts I have ever seen. And coming from a guy who followed it up with this post ...

The great ones never care if they are liked. I learned that from a business mentor over 40 years ago

Yeah, The Ponce doesn't care, my ass. What a weird f***ing guy.

 

[nvanprooyen]

And food is a depreciating asset. The money is of no concern

Says the guy bragging about saving a couple bucks a month on a phone plan that's virtually useless.

 

[truthbedamned]

I think you meant me. No offense to @Jamais Vu.
He is the raddest mod of all of modland. But I've been handing out vacations to California to this ******** pretty regularly.

Could you please pick a different state for a while?

 

[Omeletpants]

Says the guy bragging about saving a couple bucks a month on a phone plan that's virtually useless.

Negotiating things you cant negotiate is my hobby

 

[Burque]

Buying a new car is not a wise financial move. The smart play is certified pre-owned.

He didn't buy it. He negotiated 28k off the lease....

 

[BearFanJohn]

wait......still no pics.

 

[Omeletpants]

wait......still no pics.

You got pics

 

[Hawkeye OG]

You got pics

Of it sitting at a dealership....

 

[BearFanJohn]

You got pics

no, we got picks of a car sitting in a dealership. That only proves a car exists, not that it is yours. Post some outside the dealership chicken shit.

 

[ijustposthere]

Did your new leased Audi come with a skirt?

 

[Omeletpants]

no, we got picks of a car sitting in a dealership. That only proves a car exists, not that it is yours. Post some outside the dealership chicken shit.

Nope, then you will say that I found one on the street. It's shit like this that makes me wonder if you have brain damage

 

[Omeletpants]

Of it sitting at a dealership....

Again, I drove 4 hours round trip to Milwaukee, then asked them to move the same color colr from the lot to the customer deliver section of the dealership, then I created a sign and took pictures. And the dealer was perfectly fine with that

Fucking idiot

 

[nvanprooyen]

Nope, then you will say that I found one on the street. It's shit like this that makes me wonder if you have brain damage

Take a pic of it in front of the Elgin Denny's. You can even invite @sunbiz.

 

[HeHateMe]

This stupid thread is still a thing?

 

[Omeletpants]

Take a pic of it in front of the Elgin Denny's. You can even invite @sunbiz.

No, cause you will say that I found a Glacier White A8 at Dennys

Pro tip: When you build on HawkBear's ideas you become even more stupid

 

[HeHateMe]

No, cause you will say that I found a Glacier White A8 at Dennys

Pro tip: When you build on HawkBear's ideas you become even more stupid

I've got a perfect idea that will satisfy these dicklickers.

Go to Elgin Denny's, order an Eggs over My Hammy TAKEOUT, get inside your Glacier White A8 and tape the receipt to your steering wheel, unwrap the sandwich and take a bite out of it, take pic of bitten Eggs over My Hammy with the receipt in view.

Simple.

 

[Omeletpants]

This stupid thread is still a thing?

You think this is stupid? I think not.

It is marvelous in our eyes (nod to Elizabeth I)

 

[Omeletpants]

I've got a perfect idea that will satisfy these dicklickers.

Go to Elgin Denny's, order an Eggs over My Hammy TAKEOUT, get inside your Glacier White A8 and tape the receipt to your steering wheel, unwrap the sandwich and take a bite out of it, take pic of bitten Eggs over My Hammy with the receipt in view.

Simple.

How about this?

Blow me

 

[HeHateMe]

How about this?

Blow me

How exactly would that prove to these guys that you actually have possession of this vehicle?