*POLL* What kind of burger are you? (with pictures)

What kind of Burger are you IRL if you could be a Burger?


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Xuder O'Clam

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NOPE. Sorry but you are wrong.


The chef OBVIOUSLY, took parm and mixed it with water and orange food coloring, then added a little dash of sodium citrate, then stirred it up into a liquidy, orange parm "sauce" then took that and spread it out on parchment paper on a sheet pan, froze it, then cut slices of the liquidy orange parm sauce and then melted it on the top of burgers for their "Parmesan garlic burger" for some reason.


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No, that is not what happens when you grill parm, this is what happens.

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The picture you provided has orange cheese dripping down the side of the burger, parmesan is a dry cheese that will never melt like that obvious cheddar cheese in your picture. If you had actually ever had the burger you describe from the restaurant you claim, you would know that.

We all know you are a wierdo ommy, and that you lie about shit for no apparent reason, but burgers?
HEY STUPID, THOSE ARE COOKED ON A FLAT TOP. THE REAL ASSEMBLY BURGER GOES THROUGH A FINAL BROILING TO ACHIEVE THAT ORANGE LOOK
 

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Parmesan garlic burger from ther Assembly in Hoffman Estates vying for best in Chicago

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Above is what you claim the Parmesan garlic burger from the Assembly looks like. Below is what it actually looks like in real life. So you either can not tell the difference or you have never even been to the place. Either way WTF?

This is a pic of the Parmesan burger at The Assembly

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This thread had something going for it until it was polluted with Omelets forgery burger with a side of deceipt and photo shopped cheese.
 

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This thread had something going for it until it was polluted with Omelets forgery burger with a side of deceipt and photo shopped cheese.
Let's get back on track cowboy. I am personally not a fan of an egg on a burger. I love yolk, but I don't want yolky hands, naw mean?
 

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Let's get back on track cowboy. I am personally not a fan of an egg on a burger. I love yolk, but I don't want yolky hands, naw mean?

Anytime you can get chicken fetus on top of a rare cowburger with rotten, stinky blue cheese on it you do. You should be shedding tears while eating it it's so good.
 

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Bruh, the Impossible burger is completely legit. Not kidding.

Obviously I'm not really a vegan, but I agree with HB and want to try it. I saw a video comparing Impossible burger version 1 with the new improved version 2, they were both rated great with V2 winning the taste off.

Does any other CCS poster fail harder or more frequently than ommy? I know there are a few other guys in the team photo, but damn.
 

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Bruh, the Impossible burger is completely legit. Not kidding.
I had no desire whatsoever to try one, but a friend just mentioned the other night that he tried one and was amazed at how good it was.
 

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Obviously I'm not really a vegan, but I agree with HB and want to try it. I saw a video comparing Impossible burger version 1 with the new improved version 2, they were both rated great with V2 winning the taste off.

Does any other CCS poster fail harder or more frequently than ommy? I know there are a few other guys in the team photo, but damn.
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of course omelet takes a picture of the handicapped-accessible stall before his male nurse wheels him in
 

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I had no desire whatsoever to try one, but a friend just mentioned the other night that he tried one and was amazed at how good it was.

Why no desire? Healthier for you, ethically superior, and environmentally less destructive.
 

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Let's get back on track cowboy. I am personally not a fan of an egg on a burger. I love yolk, but I don't want yolky hands, naw mean?

I like to keep my breakfast and my dinner separated like church and state, ya pickin up what I'm layin down?
 

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What is next? Bacon, Eggs, sausage, grit burger?
I like my burgers like I like my women. Hot and juicy
 
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