Possible Emotional Outcomes

[jive]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

 

[Spitta Andretti]

Give me relief

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

I'm all about that "smugness"

 

[Neckbeard]

This is Bears fandom. No matter what happens, fans will get emotional somehow, someway, no matter the actual circumstance.

Until another SB is won... then everyone will cool off a bit for a few years (similar to what happened w/the Cubs).

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

point and laugh.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

All subject to change on a week by week basis

 

[modo]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

 

[DefNextYear]

Looks like there's a lot of paths of painful times to read the internet.

 

[Bust]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

"Winning Cures All" Shigeru Miyamoto

 

[sevvy]

Is dick ripping considered introspection because you're doing it to yourself? And why not take the balls with it?

 

[Brownie]

Arguments on who is better ... until Caleb gets his team to the playoffs too (I'm assuming JF gets us there) and "they get him some weapons" (ironically)

 

[gallagher]

Bears Win: Happy

Bears Lose: Cry in my sound-proofed Sad Room

 

[Nelly]

I'm not emotionally connected to any outcome. While I'm pretty certain the Bears will take Williams, if Poles does indeed trade down then I'll be just as interested to see what happens.

 

[jive]

If Fields and Williams live up to their hype/potential, it would be more like selecting between free hookers or free weed.

 

[Aesopian]

The worst outcome would be Williams is mediocre preventing Bears from drafting top three next year. If he is a bust please be a complete bust.

 

[thenewguy]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

No matter what Jive, Jack Herer will make it entertaining.

 

[pdxbearsfan]

Fields sucks on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Dick ripping
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams sucks on another team = Smugness
Fields sucks on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Relief
Fields sucks on another team, Williams sucks on Bears = Business as usual
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears = Exponential dick ripiing
Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams kicks ass on the Bears = Covetousness
Fields kicks ass on the Bears, Williams kicks ass on another team = Arguments on who is better

Is this a multiple-choice kind of thing?

 

[gallagher]

If Fields and Williams live up to their hype/potential, it would be more like selecting between free hookers or free weed.

Are you sure this is the right comparison? Free weed comes from a good friend and you can trust it, but you can never trust a free hooker.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Fields kicks ass on another team, Williams sucks on the Bears

= have a stroke from laughing so hard

It would not shock me in the least for Fields to go to another team that knows what an offense is and he reaches his fullest potential, and the Bears have failed with yet another offensive staff and CW looks like fucking trash

 

[jive]

Are you sure this is the right comparison? Free weed comes from a good friend and you can trust it, but you can never trust a free hooker.

What if a trusted friend got you the hooker?