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Well I apologize that I'm not a human garbage disposal that sticks an entire wing in his ****ing mouth. You heathens.
Well I apologize that I'm not a human garbage disposal that sticks an entire wing in his ****ing mouth. You heathens.
I don't find people running around like a bunch of stressed drunken idiots, obligations to buy people shit, obligations to hang out with people that I have no desire to hang out with, and obligations to be in some specific cheery mood for a month make for "The most wonderful time of the year."
Well I apologize that I'm not a human garbage disposal that sticks an entire wing in his ****ing mouth. You heathens.
On this topic: I have a buddy who does photography professionally--usually photos of metal concerts as a side-gig (not his main career).Influencers.
I can't wait until that genre of "job" transitions into oblivion.
Well I apologize that I'm not a human garbage disposal that sticks an entire wing in his ****ing mouth. You heathens.
Yes, those entitled millennial types love to ask for free stuff in exchange for “influence”. It’s ludicrous. And they just go on peddling products to all their followers, relevant or not, because it pays and it’s turned social media into contract advertising.On this topic: I have a buddy who does photography professionally--usually photos of metal concerts as a side-gig (not his main career).
The amount of people looking for free work from him and using the lines of, "I'm a social media influencer and I can get your name out there" is both comical and depressing. I know it's not just him that is affected by this, but it's like "Social Media Influencer" is the preferred profession for the Karens and the Kevins out there who want free stuff and don't want to work for a living.
He found out his wife likes peanuts while he was executing his patented wing tongue punch maneuver on her?!? ?Entire wing???? Who said anything about sticking an entire wing in their mouth???
What is the matter with you today you seem literally UNHINGED?????
it ain't just millennials. A couple of people who tried to stiff him were early Gen-X'ers--as in older than him and I are.Yes, those entitled millennial types love to ask for free stuff in exchange for “influence”. It’s ludicrous. And they just go on peddling products to all their followers, relevant or not, because it pays and it’s turned social media into contract advertising.
I'm dead.He found out his wife likes peanuts while he was executing his patented wing tongue punch maneuver on her?!? ?
Be a ManI no longer like chicken wings. Thanks guys
That's why you see lots of these influencers complaining about IG moving to a format where your "likes" are hidden.Yes, those entitled millennial types love to ask for free stuff in exchange for “influence”. It’s ludicrous. And they just go on peddling products to all their followers, relevant or not, because it pays and it’s turned social media into contract advertising.
It's a worldwide plague. My brother brews beer and has had countless stories of "influencers" coming in expecting free drinks and food for publicity. It's disgusting really.On this topic: I have a buddy who does photography professionally--usually photos of metal concerts as a side-gig (not his main career).
The amount of people looking for free work from him and using the lines of, "I'm a social media influencer and I can get your name out there" is both comical and depressing. I know it's not just him that is affected by this, but it's like "Social Media Influencer" is the preferred profession for the Karens and the Kevins out there who want free stuff and don't want to work for a living.
Social Media Influencer sounds so cringe too lol. I like going to their insta profiles and you look at their followers and most are like 10k-15k and you're like wow that's kinda a lot. Then you start looking at their following and it's all SM influencers and bots. They just all follow each other and like each other's shit. What a time to be alive.On this topic: I have a buddy who does photography professionally--usually photos of metal concerts as a side-gig (not his main career).
The amount of people looking for free work from him and using the lines of, "I'm a social media influencer and I can get your name out there" is both comical and depressing. I know it's not just him that is affected by this, but it's like "Social Media Influencer" is the preferred profession for the Karens and the Kevins out there who want free stuff and don't want to work for a living.
I don't find people running around like a bunch of stressed drunken idiots
obligations to buy people shit
obligations to hang out with people that I have no desire to hang out with
and obligations to be in some specific cheery mood for a month
Yup. Thxgiving is lit. I go to a farm, bring that Martha Stewart vibe, get drunk on wild turkey cocktails, punch my brother in law in the ear and moonwalk away.I don't hate Christmas, but I do think it's a bit overrated.
Now Thanksgiving - that shit is bomb. You get wasted the night before then the next day you dress up so you look fly as **** in the kitchen making green bean casserole in your turtleneck . Watch football all day while getting drunk again. Then eat a bomb meal. That's a good day.
Christmas is stupid. And I especially hate that we always have it at a dry house.Then don't.
Then don't.
Then don't.
Be in whatever mood you want to be in, don't blame Christmas for you being a miserable cantankerous dick head.
Anyone that hates Christmas is a fucking moron.