3 is the only watchable one of the first 3. On that note, Rogue One is is fucking amazing! Only Empire Strikes Back can match up with it.
Agree 100% Would have almost said ROTJ was 2nd place if it wasn't for those nauseating Ewoks and their song.
III was the best of the worst, that being 1 and 2. The actors couldn't have looked more bored and wooden. Can you blame them? Clunky dialogue, dull story, unlikable characters, vapid character development....the list goes on and on. Vader's fall could not possibly have been handled in a more listless and unconvincing manner. Ooooo, scary bad dreams Annie! Ooooo getting derped by the Sith Annie! Meesa gonna be your bestest friend Annie! Ooops! Meesa seesa Padme panties Annie? Where's the sacrifice? Where's the hardship? Where's the moral ambiguity of the Jedi lending to his turn? And where are ANY convincing reasons grounded in even a shred of reality for him to buy all this absurdity and START KILLING CHILDREN? Hayden Christensen's delivery was less speaking and more like chewing on lines and spitting them out of the mouth of a confused pseudo-emo. Liam Neeson and Sam Jackson looked like they weren't even trying. At least Ewan Mcgregor and Ian McDiarmid gave an some effort. And Padme dying of *ahem* a broken heart? Really George? Really? Did you just give a blank script to your kids and say,"feel free to use this instead of toilet paper for many months children. I'll fill in the blanks with repugnant droid/clone trooper one-liners, flaccid CGI aliens, and Natalie Portman's shrill simpering. What's that? OF COURSE we can work in that Annie built C-3PO as a child! Cute droids are always more important than irrational continuity! And don't worry, I'll write Padme's mid-riff into the script, because it's really important to keep the attention of the tweener audience too," as he walks away, jolly as Santa Claus.
I would rather listen to Sir Alec Guinness read from a phone book for 72 hours than be subject to these coat hanger abortions George tried off pass off on weak-minded fools as "prequels."
Now that Disney hooked everyone with TFA (and yes, this movie is far from perfect), they can take a few risks and be more real. And let me tell you something, this film was the as close to being the realest motherfucker of the Star Wars universe to date. Rogue One was very much in the vein of TESB: Dark and gritty, with loss all around. And above it all they did an exemplary job of setting up Episode IV and make one appreciated it even more. Will be seeing in the theater again.
This movie gets the Jules Winnfield Seal of Approval.