Snow

[xer0h0ur]

Wat

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Your girlfriend is a nice lady.

So is yours. But I think you would respect her more and not ride her in your avatar.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Aw hell naw. You don't **** wit da domo or his walama.

 

[Urblock]

Stop that!

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I live in NY suburbs. We were suppose to have a blizzard of 1-2 feet starting last Monday Night into Tuesday. A lot of businesses and all the schools closed cause it was suppose to be 100% going to happen. We ended up with just a few inches if that. I felt pretty good about it.

 

[Novak]

Thank you xerbro.

**** you grimtard.

 

[Nail Polish]

Hey BearsBud.... can guys get an orgasm from anal?

Thats a question for Erin Rodgers

 

[Urblock]

It has started. I was going to post 8 to 10 on the way but I know you *******.

 

[Space Invader]

2 hours south of Chicago. Raining here. Snowed a litttle and now rain. Fuckin' fear-mongering weather forecasters.

 

[Urblock]

The end is here.

 

[clonetrooper264]

Got maybe an inch right now in the NW burbs. They say it's gonna get up to maybe like 3-4 inches by the afternoon or something.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Sorry the blizzard didn't live up to your expectations

 

[Nail Polish]

the end is here.

repent!!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I just dropped my 7 pound nuts into the snow drift, they are still sinking.

 

[Crystallas]

I don't even have enough snow on my driveway to make tire tracks. The weather service said 14" by 9am with 10" of it by midnight(which it is 1AM now).

No wonder we have people getting trapped on Lake Shore Drive and schools that call snow days when it is unseasonably warm. Meteorologists are all internet trolls. They push out predictions to get the most lulz. Buy stock in a shovel company on Friday, then predict massive blizzards on Saturday.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Im tom skilling lololol

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

2" in aurora already.... ahead of schedule.

 

[KittiesKorner]

you hate snow? nobody cares.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Blizzard Warning

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL
408 AM CST SUN FEB 1 2015

ILZ005-006-011>014-020-022-INZ001-011815-
/O.NEW.KLOT.BZ.W.0001.150201T2000Z-150202T0600Z/
/O.EXT.KLOT.WS.W.0002.000000T0000Z-150201T2000Z/
MCHENRY-LAKE IL-DE KALB-KANE-DUPAGE-COOK-KENDALL-WILL-LAKE IN-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WOODSTOCK...WAUKEGAN...DEKALB...
AURORA...WHEATON...CHICAGO...OSWEGO...JOLIET...GARY
408 AM CST SUN FEB 1 2015

...WINTER STORM WARNING NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM CST THIS
AFTERNOON...
...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 2 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO
MIDNIGHT CST TONIGHT...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A BLIZZARD
WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 2 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO MIDNIGHT
CST TONIGHT. A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM
CST.

* TIMING...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES...WILL CONTINUE UNTIL EARLY
EVENING. BLIZZARD CONDITIONS WILL DEVELOP LATE THIS AFTERNOON
AND CONTINUE THIS EVENING...ESPECIALLY NEAR THE LAKE AND IN
MORE OPEN AREAS.

* WINDS/VISIBILITY...NORTHEAST WINDS WILL INCREASE TO 20 TO 30 MPH
WITH GUSTS TO 40 MPH THIS AFTERNOON...WITH EVEN STRONGER WINDS
NEAR THE LAKE. THE COMBINATION OF FALLING AND BLOWING SNOW WILL
FREQUENTLY REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO NEAR ZERO IN WHITE OUT
CONDITIONS LATE THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.

* SNOW ACCUMULATIONS...10 TO 15 INCHES...WITH ISOLATED TOTALS UP
TO 18 INCHES POSSIBLE.

* MAIN IMPACT...SNOW COVERED ROADS WILL MAKE TRAVEL DIFFICULT. BY
AFTERNOON...THE COMBINATION OF THE SNOW AND VERY STRONG WINDS
WILL MAKE TRAVEL EXTRAORDINARILY DANGEROUS.

 

[Scoot26]

Wooooo! Blizzard!