Stock Market/Investing

[Omeletpants]

Here is a note I sent to my money manager at Vanguard. Something to think about:

Tom, what is Vanguard doing to create a fund focusing on Covid Virus friendly stocks. IE: Clorex would be a great example, 3M would be another

Why would I want to be involved in a SP500 fund that includes United Airlines or Princess cruise line?

Is there a better portfolio allocation plan to take advantage of this pandemic?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Spelling errors are obviously deliberate now. The omelet experiment has become very transparent.

 

[knoxville7]

Here is a note I sent to my money manager at Vanguard. Something to think about:

Tom, what is Vanguard doing to create a fund focusing on Covid Virus friendly stocks. IE: Clorex would be a great example, 3M would be another

Why would I want to be involved in a SP500 fund that includes United Airlines or Princess cruise line?

Is there a better portfolio allocation plan to take advantage of this pandemic?

kinda late to be thinking of that, don’t ya think? If your advisor was worth a ****, he would of already re balanced your portfolio to be more covid defensive when this broke out...shouldnt take a client mentioning this months later to get the advisor to start thinking about it

 

[ijustposthere]

kinda late to be thinking of that, don’t ya think? If you’re advisor was worth a ****, he would of already re balanced your portfolio to be more covid defensive when this broke out...shouldnt take a client mentioning this months later to get the advisor to start thinking about it

After the market's recovered half of what it lost lmao.

 

[MDB111™]

Here is a note I sent to my money manager at Vanguard. Something to think about:

Tom, what is Vanguard doing to create a fund focusing on Covid Virus friendly stocks. IE: Clorex would be a great example, 3M would be another

Why would I want to be involved in a SP500 fund that includes United Airlines or Princess cruise line?

Is there a better portfolio allocation plan to take advantage of this pandemic?

Omelet,

This is Tom. Speaking of Princess Cruise Lines, I'd say that you missed the whole god damned boat on this stock talk. Why don't you leave the smart money moves to me. Thanks.

One way to take advantage of this crisis would be to wash your hands with soap, numerous times per day.

Tom

 

[Omeletpants]

Omelet,

This is Tom. Speaking of Princess Cruise Lines, I'd say that you missed the whole god damned boat on this stock talk. Why don't you leave the smart money moves to me. Thanks.

One way to take advantage of this crisis would be to wash your hands with soap, numerous times per day.

Tom

You are the king of idiot talk

 

[Omeletpants]

Marylandbear111, I wrote this poem for you:

Roses are red, violets are blue
**** off

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Here is a note I sent to my money manager at Vanguard. Something to think about:

Tom, what is Vanguard doing to create a fund focusing on Covid Virus friendly stocks. IE: Clorex would be a great example, 3M would be another

Why would I want to be involved in a SP500 fund that includes United Airlines or Princess cruise line?

Is there a better portfolio allocation plan to take advantage of this pandemic?

Imagine paying a fee to have someone manage YOUR money and having to give them suggestions like this

 

[MDB111™]

Marylandbear111, I wrote this poem for you:

Roses are red, violets are blue
**** off

Here is one right back at ya.

It's gonna rain
Today is cloudy
You're a lyin prick
That don't have an Audi

 

[Omeletpants]

Here is one right back at ya.

It's gonna rain
Today is cloudy
You're a lyin prick
That don't have an Audi

 

[BearFanJohn]

kinda late to be thinking of that, don’t ya think? If your advisor was worth a ****, he would of already re balanced your portfolio to be more covid defensive when this broke out...shouldnt take a client mentioning this months later to get the advisor to start thinking about it

Ommy’s advisor is a line cook at the Denny’s where he and Ommy work side by side during the breakfast shift Tuesday through Saturdays.

 

[MDB111™]

Ommy’s advisor is a line cook at the Denny’s where he and Ommy work side by side during the breakfast shift Tuesday through Saturdays.

omelet sells cars

 

[Hawkeye OG]

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That picture looks very photo-shopped

 

[Omeletpants]

Ommy’s advisor is a line cook at the Denny’s where he and Ommy work side by side during the breakfast shift Tuesday through Saturdays.

Jokes are supposed to have an element of humor, dumbshit

 

[BearFanJohn]

Jokes are supposed to have an element of humor, dumbshit

I thought it was funny. Then again I am easily entertained.

 

[Omeletpants]

I thought it was funny. Then again I am easily entertained.

Yeah, not very discerning

 

[BearFanJohn]

Yeah, not very discerning

Ah, coming from you it doesn’t mean much, though. Regardless, go away.

 

[KittiesKorner]

@Omeletpants can count his number of fans on his one functioning finger

 

[Burque]

@Omeletpants can count his number of fans on his one functioning finger

Is that the finger that Warden sits and spins on?

 

[ijustposthere]

That picture looks very photo-shopped

It also looks incredibly identical to another photo he posted but with @nvanprooyen in place of @MarylandBear111