Stories by Albert Flasher

[Albert Flasher]

Got shot at once while bartending.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

 

[nvanprooyen]

Got shot at once while bartending.

Can't imagine that.

 

[BNB]

10 bucks it was a money shot.

 

[Urblock]

:lmao:

 

[Albert Flasher]

I wasn't the intended target. There was a dispute over a pool table game. I think it was whether Burton Cummings sucked a microphone. Dude, not mentioning race as it would be racist but Jose pulled out a gun and shot it into the floor which then ricocheted into the post next to me. I bravely ducked behind the bar while Jose was subdued. The deputy sheriff arrived shortly thereafter. Not sure what happened with the charges but Jose was in the bar a short time later along with his old lady flashing, love that word, her titties.

 

[number51]

Got shot at once while bartending.

I wasn't the intended target. There was a dispute over a pool table game. I think it was whether Burton Cummings sucked a microphone. Dude, not mentioning race as it would be racist but Jose pulled out a gun and shot it into the floor which then ricocheted into the post next to me. I bravely ducked behind the bar while Jose was subdued. The deputy sheriff arrived shortly thereafter. Not sure what happened with the charges but Jose was in the bar a short time later along with his old lady flashing, love that word, her titties.

1. You said you got shot, you describe the situation, with nothing about you being shot.
2. a pool table game? WTF?
3. Did you steal this story from someone else, or is it just complete fiction?
4. Please stop posting.

 

[HeHateMe]

1. You said you got shot, you describe the situation, with nothing about you being shot.
2. a pool table game? WTF?
3. Did you steal this story from someone else, or is it just complete fiction?
4. Please stop posting.

This is what happens when you read something he's written beyond one - two short sentences.

 

[Penny Traitor]

I had hope for this thread, but it is fading too quick.

 

[Albert Flasher]

1. You said you got shot, you describe the situation, with nothing about you being shot.
2. a pool table game? WTF?
3. Did you steal this story from someone else, or is it just complete fiction?
4. Please stop posting.

Hey Einstein. I said I got shot at. If that post wasn't there I could have been hit. The shootist was playing pool and got into a dispute. Ever play pool in a bar? This is my story not Steve Martin's. I'll post more now. Thank you.

 

[HeHateMe]

Hey Einstein. I said I got shot at. If that post wasn't there I could have been hit. The shootist was playing pool and got into a dispute. Ever play pool in a bar? This is my story not Steve Martin's. I'll post more now. Thank you.

U didnt even get shot at though. The floor did.

And nobody says "pool table game" to describe ppl shooting pool.

 

[Albert Flasher]

I had hope for this thread, but it is fading too quick.

Yeah 51 likes to ruin my posts. Cheer up. More stories to come.

 

[Urblock]

I had hope for this thread, but it is fading too quick.

Let nfcwacko back. I'm sure he could add to this thread. Lol

 

[Albert Flasher]

U didnt even get shot at though. The floor did.

And nobody says "pool table game" to describe ppl shooting pool.

Depends what is is. Let sensible unbiased people enjoy without derailing. Thank you.

Edit- About pool table game, I was trying to be specific. irrelevant.except to nitpickers.

 

[HeHateMe]

Depends what is is. Let sensible unbiased people enjoy without derailing. Thank you.

I wasnt saying its horrible, just lacks clarity and cohesion.

 

[HeHateMe]

Also is the protagonist supposed to be so unlikable?

 

[nvanprooyen]

I wasn't the intended target.

Can't imagine that either.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Some guy who always came across as mentally disturbed got into an argument at a bar a few blocks from me, pulled out a gun, tried to shoot the guy he was arguing with, missed, hit another guy in the arm and then an off duty cop shot and killed the guy with the gun. Bar was open 2 days later.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Some guy who always came across as mentally disturbed got into an argument at a bar a few blocks from me, pulled out a gun, tried to shoot the guy he was arguing with, missed, hit another guy in the arm and then an off duty cop shot and killed the guy with the gun. Bar was open 2 days later.

Are you preempting plagiarism in Albert's story thread?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Are you preempting plagiarism in Albert's story thread?

Nope, true story.