Stories by Albert Flasher

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I saw an accident one day and I helped the driver. I was coming home from aurelio's and I placed the pizza on top of my car. As I finished up helping the dude, I forgot I put the pizza on top of my car and drove off. I stopped for a hotdog sandwich instead.

 

[KittiesKorner]

That was fast.

Hey that is brudder’s bar!

 

[number51]

I wasn't the intended target. There was a dispute over a pool table game. I think it was whether Burton Cummings sucked a microphone. Dude, not mentioning race as it would be racist but Jose pulled out a gun and shot it into the floor which then ricocheted into the post next to me. I bravely ducked behind the bar while Jose was subdued. The deputy sheriff arrived shortly thereafter. Not sure what happened with the charges but Jose was in the bar a short time later along with his old lady flashing, love that word, her titties.

No mention of a biker, just Jose, I guess Jose was the biker.

Protagonist-the leading character, hero, or heroine of a drama or other literary work. Disclaimer- looked it up. Right again.

Of course you did, you could have done it as soon as HHM used the word.

The biker was the protagonist. Geez.

So Jose/the biker, the guy shooting his gun at you/the floor, is the hero?

Story time with Al is bizarre.

 

[HeHateMe]

No mention of a biker, just Jose, I guess Jose was the biker.



Of course you did, you could have done it as soon as HHM used the word.



So Jose/the biker, the guy shooting his gun at you/the floor, is the hero?

Story time with Al is bizarre.

I was going to continue giving him notes but its hard to teach someone who knows everything already.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Albert im finding more humor watching " dancing with the stars" turn it up a notch will ya .

 

[Albert Flasher]

No mention of a biker, just Jose, I guess Jose was the biker.



Of course you did, you could have done it as soon as HHM used the word.



So Jose/the biker, the guy shooting his gun at you/the floor, is the hero?

Story time with Al is bizarre.

i did mention the biker later. geez. I corrected Hehateme as I thought I was right and Hehateme acknowledged. Geez. The protaganist can be the leading character. I was the hereo. Geez.

 

[Albert Flasher]

[video=youtube;hIs5StN8J-0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0[/video]

 

[Albert Flasher]

Albert im finding more humor watching " dancing with the stars" turn it up a notch will ya .

I will Fatman, promise.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Geez

 

[ruprecht]

I may have rubbed one out to her, which looking back seems pretty desperate

 

[ruprecht]

Sorry Burton I didn't mean to ruin your joke thread

 

[Albert Flasher]

Sorry Burton I didn't mean to ruin your joke thread

It's my story thread no problem. But I have no clue what post 50 meant.

 

[Fatman LOU]

It's my story thread no problem. But I have no clue what post 50 meant.

Shes a dog look at her.

 

[Urblock]

No mention of a biker, just Jose, I guess Jose was the biker.



Of course you did, you could have done it as soon as HHM used the word.



So Jose/the biker, the guy shooting his gun at you/the floor, is the hero?

Story time with Al is bizarre.

It was me that shot at him holding a half empty bottle of Jose.

 

[number51]

It was me that shot at him holding a half empty bottle of Jose.

That makes way more sense than anything Al has spewed so far.

Geez.

 

[ruprecht]

It was me that shot at him holding a half empty bottle of Jose.

Lol. The butler in the library!

 

[Albert Flasher]

Shes a dog look at her.

I don;t see any pic. No problem.

 

[ruprecht]

Shes a dog look at her.

Actually your pic may be hotter

 

[Albert Flasher]

That makes way more sense than anything Al has spewed so far.

You can;t wait for my next story can't you? Redacted.

 

[ruprecht]

I don;t see any pic. No problem.

May I submit post 47 as evidence sir