Teen couple leave Chicago after one day of living there (EXTREME CRINGE)

[xer0h0ur]

And Chewbacca.

Das Wookie doe.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Did they move because of our back-up QB situation? **** you Hoyer.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

So these asshats thought Chicago was going to be just like Phoenix? I live in Albany N.Y.and when I moved to Houston never in a million years did I expect it to be like Albany. These rich bitches have no clue how the world is.

 

[Omeletpants]

This thread needs Mr. Hand

 

[BearDen]

junkies

 

[xer0h0ur]

Is this couple related to Ryan Lochte?

 

[AussieBear]

jew chiraqian savages scarin off dat tax money

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

jew chiraqian savages scarin off dat tax money

I really don't like anything about you.

 

[Dogstar]

I couldn't watch past the detailed description of the interior of a Subway restaurant. Can you imagine if these two wads were family and you had to actually listen to them?

Like I'd probably lose like my fucking mind after like first three minutes.

I bailed out when she tried to explain the L.
(It's kind of like a *airquotes* subway *airquotes*)

 

[xer0h0ur]

I feel as if this couple had never been in a major metropolitan area in their lives.

PTSD over a punch. This fucking guy. Nothing has ever epitomized the safe space generation like this video has.

 

[Crystallas]

"and like he was wearing this white polo shirt, and it wasn't even like a real polo shirt"


That explains it right there. Dude doesn't like fake polos.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Literally the only image that can come to mind is that of a white boy from the Hamptons.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

I couldn't make it 30 seconds. Don't know if staged or real humans but I hope they fall into a fissure.

 

[Crystallas]

Here's your cliff notes. Paraphrased, but it's not off.

"We got an apartment near $900,000 homes"

"Chicago has this subway train, it's like above ground"

"We were like, let's get some Chipotle"

We didn't know how to navigate a grid system, so for whatever reason we went to Subway instead.

They met a homeless tweaker and gave him their names.

"I was like, dude, you want a sandwich"

"You guys don't understand, he didn't bring his phone and my phone was like at 2%"

"Yeah, there is police, there's like a Loyola Campus Police office a block away"

Called 911, had lengthy conversation about the homeless dude then ordered an Uber on said 2% phone.

This guy like stretches and throws a punch, but breh, it wasn't like a hard punch. Because that's how shit goes down when you get homeless dudes hopes up for Chipotle.

We got home and somehow got a car quick to follow an Uber driver, because we lost our phone in the Uber. Then after getting the phone back, I dropped my wallet back in the Uber's car, so lucky I got my phone back, because now I proceed to cancel all my credit cards, which includes corporate cards.

So now we're homeless(which, they don't even know WTF it means to be homeless by the obvious filming of their lifestyle vlog from, you know, a HOME).

 

[Omeletpants]

That couple is 18 and married. WTF?

 

[xer0h0ur]

Anyone that has actually been homeless would probably want to murder these two.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Anyone that has actually been homeless would probably want to murder these two.

Isn't that the truth. They're a couple of spoiler naive brats.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Well, you all just helped them to pay for their next Uber ride.

 

[A.C. Milan]

Well, you all just helped them to pay for their next Uber ride.

Johnny shoud be blamed

 

[Crystallas]

Well, you all just helped them to pay for their next Uber ride.

An Uber ride to Logan Square.