Teen couple leave Chicago after one day of living there (EXTREME CRINGE)

[Xuder O'Clam]

An Uber ride to Logan Square.

I lol'ed

 

[Urblock]

Here's your cliff notes. Paraphrased, but it's not off.

"We got an apartment near $900,000 homes"

"Chicago has this subway train, it's like above ground"

"We were like, let's get some Chipotle"

We didn't know how to navigate a grid system, so for whatever reason we went to Subway instead.

They met a homeless tweaker and gave him their names.

"I was like, dude, you want a sandwich"

"You guys don't understand, he didn't bring his phone and my phone was like at 2%"

"Yeah, there is police, there's like a Loyola Campus Police office a block away"

Called 911, had lengthy conversation about the homeless dude then ordered an Uber on said 2% phone.

This guy like stretches and throws a punch, but breh, it wasn't like a hard punch. Because that's how shit goes down when you get homeless dudes hopes up for Chipotle.

We got home and somehow got a car quick to follow an Uber driver, because we lost our phone in the Uber. Then after getting the phone back, I dropped my wallet back in the Uber's car, so lucky I got my phone back, because now I proceed to cancel all my credit cards, which includes corporate cards.

So now we're homeless(which, they don't even know WTF it means to be homeless by the obvious filming of their lifestyle vlog from, you know, a HOME).

Stop being mean to Despo. Board wouldn't be the same without him.

 

[Omeletpants]

Only millennial posers use Uber

 

[KittiesKorner]

I would love for them to be riding the kimball bus when kedzie ray ray shits himself while asking someone to pay his fare

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Really? That's is your takeaway?

What ?

 

[CRM 114]

I only made it 8 mins through. My god....

 

[Desperado34]

Johnny, I'm going to skull **** you for this stupid ass video. On the flipside I imagine this is how desp and his bros act

Wat? You know nothing about me. I'm in the city every weekend lol wtf.

Back to original video; these fools should come w ol desp on a drunk adventure to jims original on the south side at 3 am. That'll be a treat for em[emoji848][emoji28]

 

[Desperado34]

Btw this video has to be fake and a joke lol

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Wat? You know nothing about me. I'm in the city every weekend lol wtf.

Back to original video; these fools should come w ol desp on a drunk adventure to jims original on the south side at 3 am. That'll be a treat for em[emoji848][emoji28]

Personally, I'd rather be at a Subway with a homeless dude.

 

[Desperado34]

Personally, I'd rather be at a Subway with a homeless dude.

K o cuck

 

[Bigfoot]

Wat? You know nothing about me. I'm in the city every weekend lol wtf.

Back to original video; these fools should come w ol desp on a drunk adventure to jims original on the south side at 3 am. That'll be a treat for em[emoji848][emoji28]

I know enough about you bro

 

[Desperado34]

I know enough about you bro

Lol right. I've never had a prob w you dk where this is coming from.

And no, you don't. You implied in somehow scared of the city even though I'm there literally every weekend.

 

[AussieBear]

I really don't like anything about you.

Is it cuase I'm Brian Hoyer. Dat hate eatn u ups. Mustsa see a reflection in das Aussie mirror u hate bout yoself. My bad. Back to da topic..dat boi is a ez lookn target. Wha he expect. Appurently he looked weaker than dat fem who wiz sittn buy hurself. Push ups boi push ups

 

[KittiesKorner]

we used to call these people "bridge and tunnel" in the hardscrabble NYC days. For Chicago, I guess you would call them "calumet and skyway...and hinsdale oasis"

 

[Mitchapalooza]

This thread needs Mr. Hand

I have an order for Spicoli.

 

[SilenceS]

This thread needs Mr. Hand

I could make a joke here, but you have had a busy day with dem trolls.

 

[BearDen]

Stop being mean to Despo. Board wouldn't be the same without him.

Knock it off.

Edit: I see now that you were burning Despbro, kudos.

 

[Desperado34]

Ha! I'm in the city more than most of y'all if you don't live downtown.

 

[KittiesKorner]

desp, please don't be "calumet, skyway, or hinsdale oasis"

 

[DMelt36]

They're homeless while recording from a kitchen that's bigger than most apartments on the north side? GTFO.

Also this would never happen in a place like Crystal Lake.