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A new revision of Bolland's wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dave_Bolland&oldid=425568519
David Bolland, often affectionately referred to as "The Rat", "Dexter", and "Bolly" (born June 5, 1986) is a badass motherfucker by day and professional ice hockey player currently playing for the Chicago Blackhawks of the National Hockey League by night. He often death-stares children and puppies. Bolland was drafted by the Blackhawks in the second round (32nd overall) of the 2004 NHL Entry Draft. Prior to joining the Blackhawks full time, Bolland played in the American Hockey League (AHL) for the Norfolk Admirals and Rockford Ice Hogs. While playing junior hockey in the Ontario Hockey League (OHL), Bolland helped the London Knights capture the 2005 Memorial Cup. He also competed at the 2006 World Junior Championships where he helped Canada capture the gold medal. Bolland helped lead the 2009–10 Blackhawks to their first Stanley Cup championship since 1961 ending the 49 year drought.
Dave Bolland may quite possibly be insane. When he scores a goal, he never smiles. However, if he gets an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty, he grins maliciously to the sin bin. He also uses phrases such as "dipsy doodling" on an almost daily basis and can be caught with his finger up his nose on camera while talking to pretty female reporters with no shame.
His sworn enemies include Henrik Sedin and his brother, Daniel.
It's Bolly, *****.