The Friday night thread

[number51]

Three full days of meetings...two fun filled nights lodged at some overpriced hotel by the airport...yeah, I am drinking tonight.

Binny's has Effen Vodka on sale for $14.99 and thought I would give this a shot or nine....

Dangerously smooth even just over ice alone.

That dutch vodka sounds effen delicious.

 

[Penny Traitor]

That dutch vodka sounds effen delicious.

Seriously.

I was thinking about going out for tonic water, but I am having no problems drinking this stuff straight. I have a cucumber in the fridge I may slice up to bump that flavor up.

 

[Ares]

@Urblock can you recommend better drinking habits for @Jamais Vu

 

[Burque]

Three full days of meetings...two fun filled nights lodged at some overpriced hotel by the airport...yeah, I am drinking tonight.

Binny's has Effen Vodka on sale for $14.99 and thought I would give this a shot or nine....

Dangerously smooth even just over ice alone.

I had a weird experience where some regular Tito's vodka tasted like cucumber vodka. Wasn't bad, but I think maybe I was having a stroke until it happened over multiple nights. ?‍

 

[Leomaz]

Sunset Boulevard and the surrounding area to just have some fun

 

[Penny Traitor]

@Urblock can you recommend better drinking habits for @Jamais Vu

Follow up question: Which spirit will get me to my Mod-Meltdown the soonest? I really feel this is the one thing separating myself from the rest of the hall monitors that came before me.

Follow up question to the follow up question: Am I getting close when banning @Ares seems like a good idea?

 

[Scoot26]

Follow up question: Which spirit will get me to my Mod-Meltdown the soonest? I really feel this is the one thing separating myself from the rest of the hall monitors that came before me.

Follow up question to the follow up question: Am I getting close when banning @Ares seems like a good idea?

Probably Vodka. Or cheap whiskey.

Also, banning Ares is a horrible idea.

 

[HeHateMe]

Three full days of meetings...two fun filled nights lodged at some overpriced hotel by the airport...yeah, I am drinking tonight.

Binny's has Effen Vodka on sale for $14.99 and thought I would give this a shot or nine....

Dangerously smooth even just over ice alone.

Protip Costco French vodka which is distilled at the same place that markets grey goose is like 22 bux for a 1.75. Sweet deal? Ye.

Then

@Burque tells me their American vodka is even better. Guess what? It is way smoother. Kirkland American vodka is12.99 for a 1.75 and that is the same price as SKOL.

Buy the American Kirkland, throw some cuke slices in a glass and be cheap n classy af.

Or do what I do, shots with pickle juice chaser.

Boomsauce.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Probably Vodka. Or cheap whiskey.

Also, banning Ares is a horrible idea.

This all sounds about right to me.

Almost every good melt down is just simply adding alcohol to a bad idea.

 

[Scoot26]

This all sounds about right to me.

Almost every good melt down is just simply adding alcohol to a bad idea.

I don't think I've ever had a bourbon infused meltdown. I guess we should ask ole about that to be sure.

The only meltdown I recall having was over Tom Thibodeau playing Kirk Hinrich entirely too much in a playoff game in 2015.

I had zero alcohol that afternoon though.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Or do what I do, shots with pickle juice chaser.

You sir need to GTFO of my head. My cool party trick in my youth was preaching the joys chasing tequila with pickle juice.

 

[Scoot26]

You sir need to GTFO of my head. My cool party trick in my youth was preaching the joys chasing tequila with pickle juice.

I just did tequila shots. No need for chasers.

 

[Penny Traitor]

The only meltdown I recall having was over Tom Thibodeau playing Kirk Hinrich entirely too much in a playoff game in 2015.

I will never remember exactly what I posted on the CBMB after the Packers won the NFCCG...all I know is it got me banned for two weeks.

I think that would count as my only real E-breakdown.

 

[HeHateMe]

You sir need to GTFO of my head. My cool party trick in my youth was preaching the joys chasing tequila with pickle juice.

Lol it is the ultimate palette cleanser. I think it is virtually impossible to get the "hot swallows" when pickle chasing a shot of even malory.

(Hot swallows is a term I coined for when u have to keep swallowing your own saliva after a shot gets u the wrong way, or just give in and puke up everything)

 

[Penny Traitor]

I just did tequila shots. No need for chasers.

The flavor combo was next level. Like the alcoholic version of a movie being so bad it is good or a dog so ugly it is cute.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Lol it is the ultimate palette cleanser. I think it is virtually impossible to get the "hot swallows" when pickle chasing a shot of even malory.

(Hot swallows is a term I coined for when u have to keep swallowing your own saliva after a shot gets u the wrong way, or just give in and puke up everything)

Hot swallows are the worst!!

 

[Ares]

@tardigrade once threatened to ban me from the @Urblock haiku club

 

[Scoot26]

@tardigrade once threatened to ban me from the @Urblock haiku club

Sounds like something I would want to be banned from.

 

[Ares]

Sounds like something I would want to be banned from.

**** yuor cuntscape!

A real man wouldn't say things you do

Make me a mod?

 

[HeHateMe]

U call that haiku?

Real haiku follows rules

Man up syllables