The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[BlackHawkPaul]

 

[supraman]

Why am I batshit crazy?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

How do I take care of the ingrown hairs on my scrotum? One seems to be going down the "tunnel" now.

 

[phranchk]

How do I take care of the ingrown hairs on my scrotum? One seems to be going down the "tunnel" now.

That seems to be a question better for the doctor, not the psychiatrist.

Unless your question was, I have ingrown hairs growing into my brain and each speaks to me. How do I make it stop?

 

[supraman]

That seems to be a question better for the doctor, not the psychiatrist.

Unless your question was, I have ingrown hairs growing into my brain and each speaks to me. How do I make it stop?

9mm slug usually clears that right up

 

[phranchk]

9mm slug usually clears that right up

That only clears up my voice, but the voices of the little hairs will live on only to infect others. At least that's what they told me.

 

[E Runs]

Hold me BHP.

 

[R K]

oh this could be fun.



hahahahahahahaha



Eric...... Shut up! hahah!

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Hold me BHP.

See me at the first intermission tonight.

When you say "me," does that mean Eruns as a whole, or is this a sly attempt to put your schlong in my manly hands?

 

[R K]

That only clears up my voice, but the voices of the little hairs will live on only to infect others. At least that's what they told me.

Did it work>?

 

[phranchk]

See me at the first intermission tonight.

When you say "me," does that mean Eruns as a whole, or is this a sly attempt to put your schlong in my manly hands?

You're not 16 or female, so he probably means Eruns as a whole.

 

[E Runs]

See me at the first intermission tonight.

When you say "me," does that mean Eruns as a whole, or is this a sly attempt to put your schlong in my manly hands?

I was thinking more along the lines of my skin satchel.

You're not 16 or female, so he probably means Eruns as a whole.

Whoa, wait a sec, puckjim's daughter is gonna be there!?

 

[R K]

Not a chance Puck Jim sells all his tickets!

 

[FlaHawkFan]

Dear IHN Psychiatrist,



Why oh why do I constantly read all of the posts in threads that I know full well are a train wreck? And can you please explain to me why I even bother with most of Kerfuffle's stuff when reading it generally means I'm going to have a turrlble headache as a result of pounding my head on my desk?



Thank you for your concern, or at least your feigning of it.



FHF

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

That seems to be a question better for the doctor, not the psychiatrist.

Unless your question was, I have ingrown hairs growing into my brain and each speaks to me. How do I make it stop?

Yes they speak to me. And more frightening when they sing as a chorus.

 

[Tater]

I have question someone asked me to post because they were too embarrassed to post it:



Why does it burn when AssHavok someone pees?

 

[Rdrhwke]

Dear IHN Psychiatrist,



Why oh why do I constantly read all of the posts in threads that I know full well are a train wreck? And can you please explain to me why I even bother with most of Kerfuffle's stuff when reading it generally means I'm going to have a turrlble headache as a result of pounding my head on my desk?



Thank you for your concern, or at least your feigning of it.



FHF

 

[bookjones]

Dear IHN Psychiatrist,



Why oh why do I constantly read all of the posts in threads that I know full well are a train wreck? And can you please explain to me why I even bother with most of Kerfuffle's stuff when reading it generally means I'm going to have a turrlble headache as a result of pounding my head on my desk?



Thank you for your concern, or at least your feigning of it.



FHF

 

[bookjones]

Yes they speak to me. And more frightening when they sing as a chorus.

I don't know, sounds like it could be sorta fun like the annual "Do-It-Yourself Messiah".

 

[Rdrhwke]

I don't know, sounds like it could be sorta fun like the annual "Do-It-Yourself Messiah".

Now that is SCARY.