JOVE23
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I think I'm a chicken.
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JOVE23
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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buncha savages in this town. The funny thing is I know im fucked in the head and I think you are all crazy.
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Pfft. Sanity is a one-trick pony. All you have is rational thought. But when you're good and crazy...WOOO! The sky's the limit!
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yeah... my dogs got farts...
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Okay here's a serious one for you guys. How come I cannot talk to women that I am attracted to to save my life. I'm seriously, I clam up so bad and then I never have anything to say....and that's why I think the color yellow makes me sad.
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You fear rejection. You subconsciously equate a woman turning you down as failure as a man, as a person. That's why.
You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Namby pamby.
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How do I deal with the post Holiday depression that I know will come? It is a horrible feeling of sadness and emptiness that I go through every year.
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Glad someone got the R. Lee reference, he is my god.
That sounds about right. In high school though I was a decent looking guy (a few women said that to me) I never had the confidence to ask any of them out. I developed very late socially. I have older parents, as in my parents are literally old enough to be my grandparents without it being some weird teen pregnancy. So they never bought me the cool clothes and shoes and all that, that kids need to fit in so I was always a bit of an outcase. I promise I am not blaming my parents for all of this, these were the cards I was dealt so oh well.
Also being a little kid and instantly being good at everything had its consequences, I fear failure in general. I am not used to it. I didn't start driving until I was 25. The anxiety of making a mistake kept me away from wanting to drive. Which in turn didn't help me with asking girls out. How can you ask a girl out without a way to pick them up. So I'm terribly behind in my development when it comes to hitting on women.
Also I never know what to say. Once I get used to a person I'm alright but at first I'm terribly nervous and don't have much to say. And then consider the only thing I like to talk about is hockey and well I'm willing to bet that most women do not want to hear me ramble on about the hawks and their goaltending.
That sounds about right. In high school though I was a decent looking guy (a few women said that to me) I never had the confidence to ask any of them out. I developed very late socially. I have older parents, as in my parents are literally old enough to be my grandparents without it being some weird teen pregnancy. So they never bought me the cool clothes and shoes and all that, that kids need to fit in so I was always a bit of an outcase. I promise I am not blaming my parents for all of this, these were the cards I was dealt so oh well.
Also being a little kid and instantly being good at everything had its consequences, I fear failure in general. I am not used to it. I didn't start driving until I was 25. The anxiety of making a mistake kept me away from wanting to drive. Which in turn didn't help me with asking girls out. How can you ask a girl out without a way to pick them up. So I'm terribly behind in my development when it comes to hitting on women.
Also I never know what to say. Once I get used to a person I'm alright but at first I'm terribly nervous and don't have much to say. And then consider the only thing I like to talk about is hockey and well I'm willing to bet that most women do not want to hear me ramble on about the hawks and their goaltending.
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Unless you start hitting on women at a hockey game. Maybe you should start watching women's college hockey and going after those girls after the game.
I think failure growing up is important. That's why I hate a lot of these kids leagues where they don't keep track of score because they don't want to hurt any feelings. Kids need to know failure so they can learn how to handle it.
I think failure growing up is important. That's why I hate a lot of these kids leagues where they don't keep track of score because they don't want to hurt any feelings. Kids need to know failure so they can learn how to handle it.
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Hun there were probably a million girls out there just wishing you would notice them. I am also a very shy person. People just like talking to me. I think it's because I am approachable and make them comfortable with who they are which is how it should always be.
Do you have any siblings?
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My advice? Go out and fail. I dare you to fail.
I think once you have a few failures under your belt and you realize it isn't the end of the world, you will gain a bit of confidence. The ladies can sniff out confidence. As far as talking to them, you don't have to. Just say "hey" or "how are ya doing". Let them talk. If they don't, or reject you, move on. It isn't the end of the world.
I think once you have a few failures under your belt and you realize it isn't the end of the world, you will gain a bit of confidence. The ladies can sniff out confidence. As far as talking to them, you don't have to. Just say "hey" or "how are ya doing". Let them talk. If they don't, or reject you, move on. It isn't the end of the world.
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Translation:
Is your brother hot?
Not the case at all. I was just curious because he said his parents were really old and I was wondering if he had older siblings who were grown by the time he was born. He said he didn't get cool clothes or anything. I was just thinking if he had siblings around they would have helped out on that front.