The "I'm Drunk" Thread

[4SidedDie]

This cant be the end

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

This cant be the end

when i get to this point, i put my phone on my dick on vibrate and sprawl out on my bed ,,,,,, just waiting for a text. A call? Wet dream mess all over my wall.

 

[4SidedDie]

I just pass out somewhere

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I just pass out somewhere

Godspeed my friend... i am done.

 

[4SidedDie]

good luck with the whole cell phone thing, hopefully somebody calls you or something.

 

[4SidedDie]

Very sad nobody else was turning up tonight.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

This is now also an I am hungover thread, lol.

 

[4SidedDie]

I just cannot believe I slammed down 7 of those fucking beers last night.
Ill probably just end up doing the same thing tonight too.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Wish I saw this last night. I was really fucking bombed

 

[KittiesKorner]

I was shitfaced by 4 pm because holiday work party. I said some shit. I won't find out if i'm fired until the new year lol

 

[Nail Polish]

That's why they call that stuff.."ignorant oil"...lol

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I was shitfaced by 4 pm because holiday work party. I said some shit. I won't find out if i'm fired until the new year lol

I ran into my high school religion teacher at the bar, dude didn't even remember me. After all the years of him stopping me in the hallways to tuck my shirt in and yelling at me. Even when I told him my name twice he gave me that "oh yeah it's been so long i remember now" fake speech. He had no idea who I was.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I ran into my high school religion teacher at the bar, dude didn't even remember me. After all the years of him stopping me in the hallways to tuck my shirt in and yelling at me. Even when I told him my name twice he gave me that "oh yeah it's been so long i remember now" fake speech. He had no idea who I was.

Lol. That reminds me of when i spent a 'gap year' off college to play in a band, get high, and deliver pizza. I ended up delivering pizza with my old PE teacher, Coach McGrew, and I would tell him every day what a dick he was, lol

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I ran into my high school religion teacher at the bar, dude didn't even remember me. After all the years of him stopping me in the hallways to tuck my shirt in and yelling at me. Even when I told him my name twice he gave me that "oh yeah it's been so long i remember now" fake speech. He had no idea who I was.

Once they've poked enough young boys in the butt with their penis... all the faces start to look the same.

 

[Nail Polish]

I ran into my high school religion teacher at the bar, dude didn't even remember me. After all the years of him stopping me in the hallways to tuck my shirt in and yelling at me. Even when I told him my name twice he gave me that "oh yeah it's been so long i remember now" fake speech. He had no idea who I was.

I had a similar experience with my homeroom instructor..I was the class President, and I even got to use his car to build the homecoming float around it...Ya think the guy would remember?...Nope..He actually told me.."I cant remember 99% of my old students"

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Lol. That reminds me of when i spent a 'gap year' off college to play in a band, get high, and deliver pizza. I ended up delivering pizza with my old PE teacher, Coach McGrew, and I would tell him every day what a dick he was, lol

sounds like a good year lol

 

[KingDarude7]

Wish I was drinking, stuck at work at the moment.

 

[4SidedDie]

I wasn't off like I thought I was.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Anyone else love when you're cleaning up bottles from the past few nights and find unopened beers mixed in?

 

[Nail Polish]

Anyone else love when you're cleaning up bottles from the past few nights and find unopened beers mixed in?

especially warm ones