The "I'm Drunk" Thread

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Dont mind Ommy, he thinks getting hammered and banging bitches is horrible. His trip to California didnt teach him anything.
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Made it to club r, it's dead which is awesome because I like to actually hear myself think on occasions. I'll be here awhile cause I'm going to actually eat and attempt to take this blonde Barbie of a bartender Jen home with me again.
I'll fail miserably and end up getting hammered and leaving a huge tip for her and not remember it until the next day like I always do.
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Debating whether or not to do shots of powers as well as drinking. Buying bartenders shots is the easiest way to get to their heart right?
 

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Debating whether or not to do shots of powers as well as drinking. Buying bartenders shots is the easiest way to get to their heart right?

Do it up!!


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Do it up!!


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It's already happened.
There's a ****** ass Phillip rivers look alike that I want to roundhouse kick to his face here. He won't fucking shut up.
 

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It's already happened.
There's a ****** ass Phillip rivers look alike that I want to roundhouse kick to his face here. He won't fucking shut up.

You had me at rivers. What a ******. **** that guy (at your bar)


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You had me at rivers. What a ******. **** that guy (at your bar)


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The real Phillip rivers is cool and talented but looks annoying, this dude is everything and all of the above besides cool and talented.
 

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Barbie bartender has a Barbie bottle opener. Cool shit.
 

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I think this is the first time these 2 words have been said in this thread.
I'm drunk.
 

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Phillip rivers ***** lookalike seems to have a twin.
 

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Pink Floyd at a bar is always an awesome turn of events.
 

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