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This crown taste good after a long day at work.
The "I'm Drunk" Thread
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How are you not typing in all caps and not in a hospital?
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I am so done drinking for awhile.
Last night I drank 6 rampants and 4 palate wreckers, completely blacked out. threatened to fire a white castle employee cause he forgot my 2 chicken sandwiches with cheese. Came home broke my car window and somehow smashed my bedroom window. Woke up to cuts all over my hands from the glass. Just got done having the bedroom window replaced, came out to $475 and my car window was $245
Somehow my damn Iphone 6 is bent too.
Last night I drank 6 rampants and 4 palate wreckers, completely blacked out. threatened to fire a white castle employee cause he forgot my 2 chicken sandwiches with cheese. Came home broke my car window and somehow smashed my bedroom window. Woke up to cuts all over my hands from the glass. Just got done having the bedroom window replaced, came out to $475 and my car window was $245
Somehow my damn Iphone 6 is bent too.
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Good question... I had I think 3 IPA's a pilsner and 2 pale ales followed by a pounder of IC light then I hit the bottle of turkey and finished that off and then went through 5 of my lagers from the 6 pack lol I was pretty drunk.
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Yall couldnt handle down here. Thats a warm up.
Rex
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I'm loaded on cold medicine, does that count?
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An incoherent alcoholic that used to post babbling bullshit in the Bears forum during his numerous blackout episodes.
Blackouts kind of suck. I was lucky I fell asleep on my side one night, otherwise I would've choked on my own vomit.
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Bring it on, I'll pass out or die before I let you win.
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Jose shots and beer. Friday so I expect something from you boys to talk about for a week.
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Sitting in my garage listening to music. Just finished a cigar and a scotch. Moving onto Jai Alai and breaking out the ganj. Let's get this party started.
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I'm with you my friend. Don't know where it comes from but it smokes nice.
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I think mine comes from some dude's indoor grow operation....but I'm not exactly sure. Either way, it's pretty damn good!
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Wife said it is time to work out. Mentioned that we have killed half the Jose bottle.
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It's Friday.. You guys can figure the rest out.
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You ain't got no job? You ain't got shit to do?
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Am I in the wrong fucking thread? I have done this before. Carry on.
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Urblock, your dog has not shown up for his security guard shift.... wtf mane.... I am totally unprotected from any variety of bird attacks
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****** goes out by the feeder and plucks them out of the air. The birds fought back and lost.
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So I have been trying the Pepsi Challenge with my herbal supplements. Instead of the classic green...I have an assortment of these new fangled concentrates and my new vaporizer. This stuff here my guy called "girl scout cookies"...holy crap, man. I might get lost in the music thread for an hour now.
A couple of Leffe Blondes in the mini fridge to quench my thirst to boot.
A couple of Leffe Blondes in the mini fridge to quench my thirst to boot.