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I hope my boil never comes back. It got so big and full of puss and blood to the point where I could feel it jiggle.
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How did you let it get to that point?
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Puss jiggle fetish?
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I was using a drawing balm to see if it would pop on its own without getting lanced, no dice. It drew to the point to where my skin would be so thin but enough to hold the shit in. I had to give in and go get cut.
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A boil is not an injury. Any more boil talk I drag your ass to Orlando and choke you out.
A boil is not an injury. Any more boil talk I drag your ass to Orlando and choke you out.
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*When I was a little kid, my brother pushed me, and I fell and hit my two front teeth on the corner of a flight of stairs. They were sticking straight out, and it hurt like shit.
*We had a bunk bed growing up, and the rubber caps at the bottom of the ladder fell off, so we were left with just the sharp metal ends of the pole that were cutting into the floor. Anyway, they weren't perfectly set on the floor, but rather lifted off the ground by half an inch or so, and met the floor only when someone walked up the ladder. Well, I had my toe under it one day, and my sister jumped on top of the ladder, and took her sweet ass time climbing down as I was screaming with blood squirting all over the floor. Still have that scar.
*In 8th grade, I had my hand inside my friends open locker. He slammed it out of frustration (for another reason, not because my hand was is locker). As I was pulling my hand out, the locker hit my knuckle pretty damn hard. I'm sure it broke at that point, idk, but my reaction was to swing at him because it hurt. He put up his arm to defend himself from the punch, and that same knuckle hit his elbow, which made it hurt a million times more. Within 10 minutes, my hand was the size of a softball.
Those are the 3 that come to mind. Probably missing several others.
*We had a bunk bed growing up, and the rubber caps at the bottom of the ladder fell off, so we were left with just the sharp metal ends of the pole that were cutting into the floor. Anyway, they weren't perfectly set on the floor, but rather lifted off the ground by half an inch or so, and met the floor only when someone walked up the ladder. Well, I had my toe under it one day, and my sister jumped on top of the ladder, and took her sweet ass time climbing down as I was screaming with blood squirting all over the floor. Still have that scar.
*In 8th grade, I had my hand inside my friends open locker. He slammed it out of frustration (for another reason, not because my hand was is locker). As I was pulling my hand out, the locker hit my knuckle pretty damn hard. I'm sure it broke at that point, idk, but my reaction was to swing at him because it hurt. He put up his arm to defend himself from the punch, and that same knuckle hit his elbow, which made it hurt a million times more. Within 10 minutes, my hand was the size of a softball.
Those are the 3 that come to mind. Probably missing several others.
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It was an injury after she squeezed the junk out...man was it purple for a few days.
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Was she hot?
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Pretty hot, but that hot factor went down considerably as she was squeezing.
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Da ****....pretty hot? It's either hot or not Bozo.
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Lol, I guess that's a not then.
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She didn't numb that ******?
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She supposedly did but lord knows it sure didn't feel like it. I was literally curling my toes. I wanted to slap her.
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I find the Warden boil story oddly satisfying.
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got burned at work a couple times last night. got an unknown cut on me pinky.. saw blood dripping, didnt feel the cut happen.. unknown blood blister under my middle finger and a slight slice on my thumb.. butterflying chix breasts on the fly with a knife that might as well be a surgeons scalpel..
lots of injuries in life.. me dumbest self inflicted be jogging down a 100ft* hill @ 25-35 degrees at a pitch black 2-3am piss fucked drunk to get home asap... i was like it will be faster if i pick up the pace and cut down the side of the hill.. i thought i knew that hill well.. i was doing good until i hit a small level plateau about half way down.. went face and finger first.. got up and thought it was still a smart idea to jog down the rest.. same thing happened once i hit the bottom of the hill... woke up the next day to a fracture finger on both hands. i guess i should have walked that extra 3 minutes to the actual start of a safe gravel/dirt trail instead of just blazing a shortcut into the black abyss..
lots of injuries in life.. me dumbest self inflicted be jogging down a 100ft* hill @ 25-35 degrees at a pitch black 2-3am piss fucked drunk to get home asap... i was like it will be faster if i pick up the pace and cut down the side of the hill.. i thought i knew that hill well.. i was doing good until i hit a small level plateau about half way down.. went face and finger first.. got up and thought it was still a smart idea to jog down the rest.. same thing happened once i hit the bottom of the hill... woke up the next day to a fracture finger on both hands. i guess i should have walked that extra 3 minutes to the actual start of a safe gravel/dirt trail instead of just blazing a shortcut into the black abyss..
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