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A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. The doctor says: "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's steering wheel jammed into his pants.
"What's up with that?' asks the bar tender.
"Argh," replies the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I didn't know those things really worked.
I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to, too.
I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to, too.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.